brace yerselves because our ...beloved fat ...paulie was killed whens the peloton he ...was ridin veered inta the oncomin ...lunch line at the fat camp wheres he ...was stayin
...sadly his corpulent ...corpse was almost ...immediately eaten bys his fellow ...campers
...may jimmie jesus bless ...us alls ins this tryin ...time as we ...struggle ...withs imaginary systemic ...racism