Acronym Anquish

L1? L2? Subamp?? Those words mean nothing to this northern gent.

Headed down to Dallas this weekend. Just looking for a massage with a happy ending. I'm assuming that's a subamp L1?

Hairy Hines (seriously with that name) road seems to be the best location.

I'm in love with some hairy pits. So I guess I'm looking for an asian subamp L1 massage parlor on Hairy Hines with hairy pits. (and if they do 4-hand, I'd be in hog heaven) (Northern gent but grew up in the Ark-La-Tex area.

Thanks for any info. Feel free to PM

It takes getting use to. Some good sub amps and full blown amps here

L1 - HJ
L2 - BJ
Subamp - where you get a massage and extras if you are lucky

Just make sure you get TS right.

Just make sure you get TS right. Originally Posted by LargeBreastFan

Uh...TS? Table Shower? Trans Sexual??

Dude...any massage ad needs to be EXPLICIT with that acronym!!

Quite frankly sir. If you were going to go to Harry Hines you might as well go to the full-service AMP And they will be no guessing games as to how far you can take the session with your provider. You’ll spend about the same but have a much better time. My suggestions Luxury or Sun.

AAMP - Asian Apartment Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ACG - Asian Cowgirl - Sex position with the girl on top, facing the gent, squatting (not kneeling).
Agency - A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
Aircon (Airconditioner) - BBBJ with breath mint.
Amazon - A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP - Asian Massage Parlor. A massage parlor run by a mamasan where a gent may get an FBSM followed by a happy ending (L1, L2 or L3 finish).
Analingus - Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus).
AR - Anal Rimming - Oral stimulation of anus.
Around The World - Rimming and Fellatio.
ATF - All Time Favorite.
ATM - Sex act in which the man’s penis is transferred directly from the anus to the partner's mouth.
Aunt Flo - Menstruation cycle or a woman’s period.
Bait & Switch - The provider you see is different from the one pictured/advertised.
Barracuda - A prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
BB / Bareback - Sex act without a condom.
BBBJ - Bare Back Blow Job - Oral sex without condom.
BBBJTC- Bare Back Blow Job To Completion - Oral sex without condom to orgasm.
BBBJNQBS - Bare Back Blow Job No Quit But Spit.
BBBJNQNS - Bare Back Blow Job No Quit, No Spit.
BBBJWF - Bare Back Blow Job With Facial .
BBC - Big Black Cock.
BBFS - Bare Back Full Service - Intercourse without a condom.
BBW - Big Beautiful Woman.
BCD - Behind Closed Doors - Refers to the sex acts conducted behind closed doors.
BDSM - Bondage Discipline Sadism Masochism.
Beret - A condom.
BF - Boy Friend.
BFA - Big Fat Ass.
BFE - Boy Friend Experience.
Birdwatching - BBBJNQNS (“Swallows” get it?)
BJ - Blow Job - Oral sex performed on a man.
BL - Body Lick.
Blackhole –Anus.
BLS - Ball Licking and Sucking.
Blue Pill - Viagra.
Brown Shower - Defecation on your partner.
BS - Bull Shit - An untrue statement told as fact.
BSC - Bat Shit Crazy - One of questionable mental stability.
BTW - By The Way.
Bukkake - Repeated ejaculation on a female by several men.
Cash & Dash - The thief grabs the donation and runs out the door w/o providing any service.
CBJ - Covered Blow Job - Oral sex performed on a man with a condom.
CD - Cross Dresser.
CDS - Covered Doggy Style.
CFM - Come Fuck Me - Usually reefers to the look of a lady wanting to engage in sex acts.
CFS - Covered Full Service - Intercourse with a condom.
CG - Cow Girl - Sex position with girl on top facing guy (kneeling, not squatting). (May also mean Call Girl).
Chump - A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting intercourse in return.
CIA - Sexual partner ejaculates into the other partner’s ass.
CIM - Cum in Mouth - Sexual partner ejaculates into the other partner’s mouth.
CIP - Cum In Pussy - Guy ejaculates into lady’s vagina.
Civilian - A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters, but not for pay.
Clock Watcher - A term for a Provider who counts the minutes until the session ends. Usually has a timer running & announcers time remaining at predetermined intervals during the session coupled with a complete lack of IOP.
CMD - Carpet Matches Drapes - Pubic hair color matches head hair (often referencing “natural blonde”).
CMT - Certified Massage Therapist - A professional masseuse, usually no extras offered.
COA - Cum On Ass - Sexual partner ejaculates onto the other partner’s ass .
COB - Cum On Breast/Cum On Body/ Cum On Butt.
COF- Cum On Face - Sexual partner ejaculates onto the other partner’s face.
Completion - Orgasm.
COT - Cum On Tits.
Cover - Condom.
Covered - Refers to the use of a condom or dental dam to avoid fluid exchange.
Crown - Brand of condom.
Cruising - Looking for prostitutes while driving or riding in a vehicle.
CW - Cock Worship - A sensual BBBJ or CBJ. May also mean Casino Walker (A prostitute who hangs out in a casino looking to pick up tricks.)
Date: - A session with a Provider, (Also a hobbyist who patronizes providers.)
DATO - Dining At The “O”, Anilingus - Oral stimulation of the anus.
DATY - Dining At The “Y”, Cunnilingus – Oral stimulation of the vaginal area.
DDE - Doesn't Do Extras - Advertised services only.
DDF - Drug and Disease Free.
DDG - Drop Dead Gorgeous.
DDP - Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus).
Deposit - A payment of money given to the Provider, upfront, in advance of a session.
DFE - Dead Fish Experience.
DFF - Dead Fish Fuck.
DFK - Deep French Kissing - Passionate, open mouth kissing with tongue contact .
DIY - Do It Yourself - Masturbation.
Dog or Doggie Style - Man behind lady penetrating her from behind, lady on hands and knees.
Donation: Payment to a Provider for her time spent with the Trick.
Doubles - A threesome, normally two providers and a hobbyist
DP - Double Penetration - Two penises in one lady at the same time.
DS - Doggy Style - Sex position with lady on her hands and knees and man penetrating her from behind.
DSL - Dick Sucking Lips
DT - Deep Throat - Fellatio where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
EE - Erotic Enema.
EMA - Extra-Marital Affairs - Encounters of a sexual nature during a spouse’s marriage.
LE - Law Enforcement.
Facial or Face painting - Sexual partner ejaculates on other partner's face.
FBSM - Full Body Sensual Massage. - A massage normally with “optional draping” (nude) for the client that includes a level of sexual contact. Dressing of the provider varies, as does the level of sexual contact. See L1, L2, L3 and NE and SE.
FIA - Finger In Ass.
FIV - Finger In Vagina.
FJ - Foot Job - Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
FK - French Kissing - Open mouth kissing with tongue contact
Flake - A term used for Providers/Hobbyists who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOV - Finger On Vagina.
FS - Full Service - Vaginal Intercourse.
Full Meal Deal - FS.
GC - Gentlemen’s Club
GF - Girl Friend.
GFE - Girl Friend Experience - What this means is very dependent on the Provider. GFE is poorly defined. Most members would agree, it means the inclusion of BBBJ, cuddling, DATY, kissing, LFK/DFK, MSOG and MPCFS on the menu.
GILF - Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck - Generally used in reference to a hot lady who is a grandmother.
Glory Hole - Sex via a hole in the wall with an unknown person.
Glove - Condom.
GND - Girl Next Door.
Gokkon - The swallowing of a large amount of semen.
GPS - Golden Pussy Syndrome - Reefers to a Hobbyist perception of a Provider’s rate, believed to be in excess of the normal rate for a particular area.
Grab-N-Go - The thief grabs the donation and runs out the door w/o providing any service or runs out after session w/o paying.
Greek - Anal sex.
GS - Golden Shower - Urination on partner play.
Hardwood Floor - A woman’s clean shaven vaginal area.
Hat - Condom.
HC - High Class - A meaninglessness, undefined ad term.
HE - Happy Ending - Client ejaculates by HJ or FS.
HJ - Hand Job - Masturbation performed by the sex partner.
HM -High Mileage.
HME - Honeymoon Experience – An all inclusive, all-nighter GFE.
Hobby - The patronizing of prostitutes.
Hobbyist -A man who patronizes prostitutes.
Hooker - Prostitute.
HW - Hobby World - Hobby related matters.
HWP - Height and Weight Proportionate.
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion.
IMO - In My Opinion.
Incall - The lady’s meeting place.
Independent (Indy) - An escort who works on her own, without an agency/pimp affiliation.
IOP - Illusion of Passion - How well the lady fakes that she is really passionate about the session.
ISO - In Search Of – Someone is seeking info or availability on a subject.
Italian - Rubbing a penis between butt cheeks to ejaculation.
Jimmy - A condom.
Jizz - Ejaculate.
John - A man who patronizes prostitutes.
K9 - Man behind lady penetrating her from behind, lady on hands and knees
Kegels - The act of a lady contracting and relaxing her vaginal muscles.
Lamb Skin - Condom material which does not protect against STD’s.
Landing Strip - A vertical strip aprox. 1" wide, on the vulva, resembling a landing strip.
Lapdog - A hobbyist who worships providers to excess and is usually a WK.
LD - Lazy Dog - K9 style while lady lays flat on her stomach.
LE - Law Enforcement.
LEO - Law Enforcement Officer.
LFK - Light French Kissing
LK - Light Kissing - Closed mouth kissing.
LMP - Licensed Massage Practitioner.
Lot Lizards - Providers who operate from truck stops / rest areas.
L1, L2, L3 - Terms used with and FBSM to describe the “finish”. L1 = HJ; L2 = BJ, L3 = FS.
Madame - Proprietress of an agency or brothel.
Mamasan - An Asian female manager of an AMP.
MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck - Generally used in reference to a hot lady who has born children.
MISH - Missionary Position, Man on top during intercourse.
MM - Man made – Refers to breasts with implants.
MMF, MFM, MFF - Threesome designations. M= Male, F= Female.
Mohawk - A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
Monger - Short for ***** monger, one who frequents prostitutes.
MP - Massage Parlor (also Multiple Pops)
MPA - Massage Parlor Attendant.
MS - Male Stripper.
MSOG - Multiple Shots on Goal - Multiple cum shots
Multiple Pops - Lady allows you to have more than one orgasm during the session
NCNS - No Call, No Show - When the lady or gent does not show for a scheduled appointment nor give notice prior to the scheduled appointment about a delay or rescheduling needed.
NE and SE - Used primarily with FBSM or AMP services. NE = northern exposure/exploration (i.e. topless or breast play) SE = southern exposure/exploration (i.e. bottomless or touching in the vaginal area.
Newbie - A novice Hobbyist or Provider. Someone new to the hobby
NQBS - No Quit But Spit - BBBJ to ejaculation, then spits out the ejaculate.
NQNS - No Quit, No Spit - BBBJ to ejaculation and swallows the ejaculate.
NSA - No Strings Attached - A sexual encounter in which no money or relationship commitment is expected.
O, O’s - Orgasm / orgasms.
OTC - Off The Clock - Activities that may occur between a Provider and client for which there is no fee.
Outcall - The Provider goes to the client’s location.
Outing, Outed - A Hobbyist or Provider’s private/personal information is made public. e.g., someone's real name, address, photograph is posted or revealed in any form.
OWO - Oral Without – Refers to BBBJ.
P4P - Pay For Play - Paying for sexual services.
Papasan - Male manager of a usually Asian massage parlor.
Party Hat - Condom.
Pearl Necklace - Ejaculate on woman's neck and/or chest.
Pegging - Penetration of the male anus by a female with the assistance of a buttplug or a strap on dildo.
Pimp - An individual who manages/controls and profiteers off a prostitute.
Pinay - A Philippine Girl.
PIV - Penis In Vagina.
PM - Private Message - A message sent via the website’s Private Message service.
PO Pull out
Pooner -A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.
Pops - Orgasm
Priapism - An unwanted, painful erection of the penis lasting more than four hours.
Provider - Female prostitute
PS - Private Show (Dance)
PSE - Porn Star Experience - As with GFE, a subjective term, generally means rough sex including hair pulling, spanking, choking, Greek, fetishes, use of obscene language, and role play.
Punter - British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes.
PV - Private Viewing (Dance)
PW - Pussy Worship - The sensual, oral stimulation of the vaginal area usually for an extended period.. It may also mean Pussy Whipped - A hobbyist controlled by a lady because she allows him to have sex with her.
R&T - Rub and Tug - A massage that incorporates a HJ.
Raincoat - Condom
RAW - Sex without condom.
RACG - Reverse Asian Cowgirl - Sex position with the lady on top, facing away from the man, squatting (not kneeling).
RCG - Reverse Cowgirl - Sex position with the lady on top, facing away from the man, kneeling (not squatting).
Red Wings - A woman’s clitoris during her menstrual cycle.
Reverse Massage - The Hobbyist massages the Provider.
Review - A critical evaluation of a Provider.
Rimming - Analingus
RLD - Red Light District
ROB - Rip Off Bitch
Roman - An orgy.
Roman Shower - Vomit play.
Russian – The act of rubbing a penis between a lady’s breasts.
Rusty Trombone - The Hobbyist stands or bends over while standing while the Provider kneels behind and performs DATO while reaching between the guy’s legs and strokes his penis to ejaculation.
RW - Real World - Real world related matters unrelated to the hobby world.
SC - Strip Club.
Scat - Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening - A background check on a new client or Provider prior to meeting. .
Self-Post - A Provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.
Self-Service - A situation where you have to masturbate to get satisfaction
Sensual Massage - Not usually full service; expect only massage, usually nude or topless, with HJ.
Session - Time spent with a provider.
Shill - A Hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive or fake reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an Agency or Provider.
Side Saddle - A sex position where a woman lies on her side, the man lifts one leg, straddles the other, and penetrates the woman sideways.
Sixty Nine, 69 - Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.
Skyn - Condom brand.
Slam, Slammed -A harsh comment or abusive criticism of a Hobbyist or Provider which may be true or untrue.
Snowballing - Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it to the ejaculator via kissing.
SO - Significant Other - (husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc.)
SOG - Shots On Goal – Multiple releases during a session.
SOP - Standard Operating Procedure.
SOF - Sit On Face.
Spinner - A very petite, thin Lady.
Squirter - A female who ejaculates fluid.
Squirting - Female ejaculation usually on partner.
SRS - Sexual Reassignment Surgery.
SS - Stripper Slide - The act of a lady rubbing her labia against a man's penis.
STD - Sexually Transmitted Disease.
Sting -A LE operation where a police officer poses as a legitimate Hobbyist or Provider in order to develop a criminal case against the unsuspecting Hobbyist or Provider culminating in an arrest. .
Street Action - Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes, usually on foot, are picked up by johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
SW - Street Walker (also Sex Worker).
Sybian - A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.
TCB - Taking Care of Business - This refers to the Provider’s responses prior to the appointment with the client in terms of handling communications and instructions.
Tea Bagging - Man squats and dips his scrotum in sex partner's mouth.
TG - Transgender.
TOFTT - Take/Took One For The Team - The act of seeing a new, non-verified, non-reviewed Provider/Hobbyist.
Tossing Salad - Aanalingus.
Trojan - Brand of condom.
Troll - A rude and loathsome person who is entertained by instigating controversy.
Trolling - The act of driving around looking for a prostitute. (Also the posting of inflammatory and controversial subject matter in an effort to illicit a strong emotional reaction.)
TS - Transexual. (May also mean Table Shower.)
TUHA - Tongue Up Her Ass.
TUMA - Tongue Up My Ass.
Trick - A sex act for money (also a man who patronizes prostitutes).
Trick Roller - A prostitute who lures a man to a room and secretly drugs him to the point of unconscious or semiconscious then steals his personal property and leaves.
Turf - Description of pubic hair.
TV - Transvestite.
Two Call System - Describes the method of getting to the exact address of an incall. First call may get you to a general location or a specific building. Second call from that point, gets you to the exact location or room number.
Umbrella - Condom.
Uncovered - Without a condom.
US - Up Scale - Meaningless, undefined ad term.
UTR - Under The Radar. Term used to describe level of advertising or general awareness to the members. A lady who does not run ads, but relies on repeat clients and discreet word of mouth.
Water Sports - Urination play.
WG - Working Girl - A prostitute.
WK- White Knight - A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a Provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
******monger - An individual who habitually patronizes prostitutes.
WOA - Word of Advice.
WTF - What the Fuck?
XOXO - Hugs & Kisses.
YMMV - Your Mileage May Vary - You could get different results that the poster.
YMMV Girl - A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.


Rate Shorthand
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300

End of Story

L0.5 - DIY
L0 - No extras
L-NO - Wraps you like a burrito and only massages you to the knee.

SWBJ-Saran wrap blow job at subamps.

Quite frankly sir. If you were going to go to Harry Hines you might as well go to the full-service AMP And they will be no guessing games as to how far you can take the session with your provider. You’ll spend about the same but have a much better time. My suggestions Luxury or Sun. Originally Posted by Hank3fan

Where I live, I can get a 4 hand L1 for $80. I always give a huge tip. The only issue is that the masseuse are all 1s or 2s...but if you close your eyes...

Seems Dallas has 8s and 9s but the prices seem to be 2 to 3 times what I would normally pay.

And I'm more about the tease than the actual finish. So I'd rather a teasing massage with a nice ending than a 'slam, bam, thank you, ma'am.'

Thanks...but what are 'Catholics'?

Thanks...but what are 'Catholics'? Originally Posted by DetroitBound

Bare Back...

Hey officer, did they block Google at the station?

Somebody is collecting Intel.