Should raise your rate.
Originally Posted by reddog1951
humorous
but I said I won it not worked for it
sw airlines, the stewardess (stewardess back then, flight attendant now) came on the mic
"we just passed into Nevada airspace, and I have with me this * year old ****. for those of you who want to play, write your seat number on a dollar bill in this barf bag we will pass around, then she will draw one dollar out and that person wins the money"
so I'm watching as the bag gets passed back, everyone is just tossing a limp dollar bill folded, as you might think, in the bag. I'm three quarters of the way back on the first side it goes down.
I get out my crispest dollar bill, crease it length wise. when the bag comes to me I insert my bill standing up with the crease long ways with other dollars around it supporting it.
then it goes to the other side and everyone is just tossing their dollar in
it gets back to the stewardess and the person sticks her hand in, hits my dollar first and she pulls it out and viola I win