Using the guise of a vacation our glorious commander in chief journeyed to Libya and personally led the forces that forced Ghadaffi from power. Inspired by the heros who got Bin Laden our man in the Oval office began an intense training program to carry out the plan concieved inside the White House. Traveling incongito BHO, LM, and CDN were inserted in a beach landing where they joined the insurgents. As you can see from recent news, things have changed greatly in the last 96 hours since their arrival.
This explains the absence of our friends and Obama will appear shortly to spike the football. Whether Ghadaffi falls into the hands of his enemies at this point is not important, the world knows that BHO is on the job 24/7/365.