A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me!" The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Toot Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa speech'. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for!"
The little 6 year old boy is walking through the zoo with his grandparents. As he holds his grandmother's hand, he sees a male elephant with a rather elongated penis hanging down near the ground. He asks his grandmother, "Memaw, what is that?" She says, "That's an elephant honey." He says, "No, that long thing hanging down." She replies, "That's his trunk." He says, "No, underneath." She shakes her head thinking the little boy is too young to explain it to him, so she says, "Oh that's nothing."
The little boy runs over to his grandfather and repeats the question. "Grandpa, what is that?" The grandfather replies, "That's an elephant son." The little boy says, "No, that long thing hanging down." The grandfather replies, "That's his trunk." The little boy becoming a little frustrated says, "No that thing underneath him." The grandfather promptly replies, "Well son, that is his penis."
The little boy then asks, "Well why did Memaw say 'that's nothing'?" Grandpa smiles big and says, "Cause son, I got that woman spoiled."