Driving in my Chevy

I was driving in my Chevy and my shorts got kinda heavy D------.


I was driving down the road and i think i lost a load D------.


Now the courus



PUCKER FACTOR PUCKER FACTOR PUCKER FACTOR PUCKER FACTER UMHMMM PUCKER FACTOR YAH PUCKER FFFFFAAAACCCCTERRRRRRR



When your riding on your tractor and you start to lose your pucker D------. When your talking on skype and you think you need to wipe D------


YAH PUCKER FACTOR .


Where the D------ is at say or humm DIARRHEA



Repeat co


Baby how come i only think about you on twitter after i sat a long spell sitin on the sitter ?


Is that what caused you to throw that big ol fitter ?


AH come on baby you still make my heart go pitter pitter ....


Lifes not full of glitter when you type things like this sittin on the shiter !!!!




Side note - It is hard work trying to be this stupid but at least i,am trying .