Now that our beautiful AMP world has died, I am here to repent for all the chaos I have created over the years as I cried endlessly about the Dallas influencers and promoters. I am sure everyone has been wondering about me and what I've been up to lately. Well, I recently found Jesus and He has helped me realize that I am a very bad man.
To be specific, I now realize that I'm a clown, a liar, a grifter, a troublemaker, a dirtbag, a scammer, a scoundrel, a jackoff, a failed reversed upside-down Mexican cartwheel with a fat chick, a throbbing boner about to burst being slammed in a car door, a wet stinky Kimchi shart splattering across someone's face during DATY, that brown skid mark on nice clean pair of undies, and most importantly, the biggest multi-handle mega troll in the history of ECCIE. I'm a piece of shit and a total fraud. I also have a very tiny, shriveled up stubby for a dick. Glad I could finally get that last one off my chest.
I owe a huge apology to Chung Tran and I am calling for a truce. Chung is a good man and I hope he will accept my sincerest apologies.