Encounter: Smurfy was OK

Date: Late July
Name: SmurfyDoesDallas
User ID:: 52705
Phone: After screening
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Plano
State: Texas
Address: Around PGBT and Preston
Activities: BBBJ, CFS, CIM, Weak Back Rub
Hair Length and Color: Blonde hair down past her shoulders
Age: 40s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Medium height, a little thicker than expected. MILF for sure, not quite my cup of tea but attractive for sure
Recommendation: Yes
TexTushHog's Avatar
Good review.

veloztec's Avatar
Sounds like a NO review. ROS: Ouch ouch
To clarify, that last line in ROS should read “takes a lot to get a NO recommendation from me so I will give her a yes”
‘18-19 smurfy was the bees knees when I was craving milf
veloztec's Avatar
Smurfy is overrated. looks old and tired with some attitude too
wizzbang's Avatar
I saw her a lot about 10-12 years ago. She was an animal. Have tried to see her again since un-retiring, but she has spurned all my requests.
Yeah, Jessica Tearwell (Smurfy) is well past her prime. As are most of us. Use to bust that pussy good 10 years back. Did a couple of doubles with her and Piper Leone, they were a dynamic duo. Last time I saw her was about 5 years ago and she had aged then. Thanks for your review.
Wile E Coyote's Avatar
The window for a provider to provide is small, some smaller than others depending upon her attitude and how well she takes care of herself. Usually, the window has closed long ago for providers that have been around for decades. This one is an example of this.

But, those ladies will somehow still get guys to set with them only to be disappointed.
Especially when she doesn’t know how to appreciate guys who do still like her or did a year or so ago
  • rdrcr
  • 08-15-2021, 08:48 AM
I saw her a lot about 10-12 years ago. She was an animal. Have tried to see her again since un-retiring, but she has spurned all my requests. Originally Posted by wizzbang
Yeah, I saw her recently, all went well and we had a great time, she definitely said she wanted to meet again.....nothing but crickets when trying to contact her now. ???
had 3 or 4 sessions with her. i would still see her if she didn't block me. she probably has access to ros, and i said something that was slightly unfavorable to her - and was blocked and never got another appointment. someone else called it "butthurt". as in hurt feelings, even though what i said was not bad, just what happened. its her mouth and finger... she can do what she wants with them. but its my money, and if she is hurting financially, then its her own fault.
Wile E Coyote's Avatar
had 3 or 4 sessions with her. i would still see her if she didn't block me. she probably has access to ros, and i said something that was slightly unfavorable to her - and was blocked and never got another appointment. someone else called it "butthurt". as in hurt feelings, even though what i said was not bad, just what happened. its her mouth and finger... she can do what she wants with them. but its my money, and if she is hurting financially, then its her own fault. Originally Posted by justanotherday

Of course she saw the ROS of the review you did of her. Whether it be by mandle or WK, providers can see everything which is the reason there are lots of embellished reviews to appease the provider. Giving an honest review, if your session was not the best, will only screw you over from seeing the provider or any providers she associates with and since you were honest in your review of a provider who has had great past reviews, then you will be labeled as a YMMV king by the frequent posters.
She has been on my bucket list for years. I finally got in contact with her and set up a meeting time. I guess I texted too much and appeared to be too eager. Then when I got lost trying to find her place she sent me a text and said she didn’t want to see me. I assume she’s blocked me but I haven’t tried to contact her again. Someone said the providers read the reviews so Smurfy, If you are reading this send me a PM unless if we can’t meet up again. You are breaking my heart. THOSE EYES!!!!!!
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She has been on my bucket list for years. I finally got in contact with her and set up a meeting time. I guess I texted too much and appeared to be too eager. Then when I got lost trying to find her place she sent me a text and said she didn’t want to see me. I assume she’s blocked me but I haven’t tried to contact her again. Someone said the providers read the reviews so Smurfy, If you are reading this send me a PM unless if we can’t meet up again. You are breaking my heart. THOSE EYES!!!!!! Originally Posted by athyrio
She did you a big favor. You should thank her for cancelling