Uhmmm . . not so relaxing . . .

Clicking through the local interwebz while a client changes their mind about something every 10 minutes, so the afternoon I planned to prowl around in has me stuck at my desk.

Looking through Google reviews for something interesting and I stumble on the page for Thai Healing in Chinatown. THIS photo pops up and I am thinking that has to be the absolute most horrendous decorated room I've seen yet. it does NOT whisper calm and relaxing to me. If I walked into that room I would be thinking nuclear bomb shelter at best and stuck in a DOOM level with Duke Nukem.



. . . Oh God! They have a room that is even worse! Now I can also relax in a North Korean POW prison cell! Sweet!

Holy cow! I'd get vertigo just going in there.

Ahhh, I get it now!

Its a holodeck VR for Auschwitz cosplayers.

There’s a Korean massage spa on highway 6 N. legit place, rooms resemble your photos.

Gangnam spa healing paradise

I actually went there about 3+ weeks ago (Thai Healing on the 2nd floor in building C of the plaza). Grace - combo massage plus .2 tip. Just a massage. Advertised on RR - seems like false advertising. I kept trying to wiggle out of the towel and lifting my “Elvis” but no action. She does give a good massage but L0. Afterwards I saw J at Eastern...

If I went to the TH doom room and there was incoming SAMs, would they lock all the masseuses in with me and truly given me a happy ending?