The Hobby Gods hate me.

Tonight, after watching the Saints’ season get flushed down the shitter yet again:

As they looked down to Earth, the Gods of Mongering noticed something was off. The cosmic balance was thrown off. Al had a pocket full of cash, a hooker lined up, and a Viagra already popped.
This was no good. Something must be done or else Al might actually smile. We can’t have that. He must not nut! So it was that Al’s timing belt went out on his truck, stranding him with a curse on his lips, and a raging hard on in his boxers from Target. Thus restoring the natural order of things.
Let it be written. Let it be done. Amen.


Looks like it’s “Big Black Cock Destroys White Wife” on Pornhub for me…again.

I know I wasn’t the only guy searching for that title perhaps to fully recognize the plight of your night. Lol.

Lmao

Al
You crack my ass up...

Xxoo annie

Annie, remember in the raffle days, you spotted the monger a free session with one of your ladies. There is so much humor in the past it just remarkable that there have been some drama actors really making this board spicey.

Annie, remember in the raffle days, you spotted the monger a free session with one of your ladies. There is so much humor in the past it just remarkable that there have been some drama actors really making this board spicey. Originally Posted by wildwing

I damn sure remember. She called herself “Valentina” and was smoking hot. Went from the outhouse (the usual chicks I bang) to the Penthouse that day.

What sucks big giant donkey balls is that I finally found a good looking chick with great tits that did it all…passionately, and she was wild.
But now she’s moving to Baton Rouge apparently.

Of course she is. Now I have to go back to a chick I’m not even attracted to because overall she’s my best option. Sigh.

Spam Originally Posted by Alexh

Well being as my lazy ass won’t even drive to New Orleans, and I am cheap as fuck, a link to hookers in the UK doesn’t help much.

Also I noticed you just joined and all 4 of your posts are a link to that site. We have freaking spammers on ECCIE too?!? Not enough you scumbag motherfuckers text and call me 10 times a day, now you invade my whoring activities too?
Not today, ISIS.

Well being as my lazy ass won’t even drive to New Orleans, and I am cheap as fuck, a link to hookers in the UK doesn’t help much.

Also I noticed you just joined and all 4 of your posts are a link to that site. We have freaking spammers on ECCIE too?!? Not enough you scumbag motherfuckers text and call me 10 times a day, now you invade my whoring activities too?
Not today, ISIS. Originally Posted by albundy

Lmao, freaking dead!!

Keep them coming, Al! 😂😂😂🤣

Spam Originally Posted by Alexh

Admin, ban this nut please!

Well being as my lazy ass won’t even drive to New Orleans, and I am cheap as fuck, a link to hookers in the UK doesn’t help much.

Also I noticed you just joined and all 4 of your posts are a link to that site. We have freaking spammers on ECCIE too?!? Not enough you scumbag motherfuckers text and call me 10 times a day, now you invade my whoring activities too?
Not today, ISIS. Originally Posted by albundy

Good shit, and AMEN

Sorry that your truck decided to play dead on you. That sucks.

Sorry that your truck decided to play dead on you. That sucks. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

I actually lucked out a bit. Thought it was the timing belt. But after damn near flooding the fucker, finally turned over later. So obviously not the timing belt. But the truck struggled to get up power and it was taking a long time to start up. I used one of those things that plugs into the truck to read the alarms. My buddy has one. Turns out it was a sensor on the crankshaft. Was a pretty easy fix. Good to go now.

Even better news. Got in touch with Big TIts Blonde and she wants to hook up this weekend! Fuck yeah! She isn’t moving to Baton Rouge after all. Chick is passionate…and wild. That first encounter, we were “spooning” and her head was turned back a bit and we were kissing as she was going to town on herself. Wet as fuck. She would pull her fingers up and suck them clean, then back to kissing and her playing with herself. Good times. I started sucking her tits and she kept wanting me to bite harder. I was like damn. I don’t want to bite off your freaking nipple. Seems to like it rough. Not my scene, but I went with it.

Only issue is she can only host when her male “roommate” leaves to go to the gym. So I guess as long as I’m gone before he gets back, it’s all good. If not, at least I’ll get a good story out of it.

Lmao thought houma was dead I'm doing inspections in that area havent seen much...

The chick I am referring to is “under the radar.”
But yeah, not too much here. A couple of chicks advertise regularly on Skip The Games. But one chick never seems to respond to any texts or calls. The other is CBJ, no kissing, no DATY, and seems to completely hate doing that for a living.
Kitty from Gulfport comes down here every so often and does it all. But looks quite a bit older than her pics.

The only other one I know of is about 48 years old and does it all except anal. But, well, let’s just say I’m not very attracted to her. But she has her own place and is enthusiastic.