Encounter: Nut busted-but ....

Date: 01/22
Name: Jamie
User ID:: n/a
Phone: 214-412-5187
Email Address: -
URL / Website: https://callescort.org/214-412-5187
City: Carrolton
State: Texas
Address: Josey Ln/ Keller Springs
Activities: BBBJ, HJ, CFS
Hair Length and Color: Medium Length, reddish auburn,
Age: 50 +
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Short, flabby,mommy damage, not a full set of choppers, a few tatts, smaller b cup sag bags,bald roast beef butcher pile that hung out like a pile of shaved meat at the Tom Thumb deli counter.
Recommendation: No
milagro1970's Avatar
My vote for review of the year, LOL!
Omg! Funniest fucking review I’ve read.
Soccerjunky's Avatar
Not a dream . . . a nightmare!
Finman22's Avatar
“ Bald roast beef butcher pile that hung out like a pile of shaved meat at the Tom Thumb deli counter “. LMAO, I’m dying
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“ Bald roast beef butcher pile that hung out like a pile of shaved meat at the Tom Thumb deli counter “. LMAO, I’m dying Originally Posted by Finman22
Now That’s what I call a review! You better hope she doesn’t see this, or she’ll close the “Butcher Shop” on you. LMFAO
beachcomber's Avatar
She used to go by Kelly when she was at NW Hw and Stemmons and I paid her several visits there as she was sexy and always up for fun and I got some "very happy endings".

She moved to the Carrollton area and it all went to hell. Visited her once there and she was nursing a bum knee or something and couldn't get around. Lumpy mattress on the floor and clutter everywhere. Bailed out and she said she owed me a free visit. Not in a hurry to collect.

Beach
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  • BLM69
  • 02-01-2022, 05:31 PM
I need a copy PM to me.....
Swoll_Up's Avatar
Man that was brutal just reading it. Lol.
“ Bald roast beef butcher pile that hung out like a pile of shaved meat at the Tom Thumb deli counter “. LMAO, I’m dying Originally Posted by Finman22
It's goddamn poetry.
That is a nightmare! Thanks for the heads up I would rather jerk off to porn than see that mess!
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Search on LOGAN for the world's finest reviews - fyi - inventor of the term "Don" as in his descriptions of how Don Corleone would appear and make him an offer he couldn't turn down. Then his description of his clean up - involved Peroxide & brillo if I recall correctly.
LMAO wish I could read more such reviews, that made my day!!
You should have turned around and left hope you did not catch anything! That is scary man!