Encounter: RR Kelly: Gone But Not Forg… Nevermind. She’s Forgotten

Date: 1/22
Name: RR Kelly
User ID:: N/A
Phone: 972-891-1911
Email Address: N/A
URL / Website: No Longer Up
City: Addison
State: Texas
Address: Midway & Belt Line
Activities: L1, L2, Shame & Disgust
Hair Length and Color: Blonde past shoulders
Age: Late 50s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Old. Ugly.
Recommendation: No

All of us who have 100+ reviews have had that nightmare experience. Most won't share. I admit to a couple I just couldn't review. Some of those I did share were difficult, but for a couple of them I just couldn't. Because at a certain point, it's you who is to blame. Not enough to say you just made a bad decision.

I'll even admit that several times I saw a Lady, after reading a horrible review. Yeah, your session was bad, but I'm going to draw out the good that you weren't able to. It will be different.

No it won't. Don't tell yourself that. Listen when people are trying to warn you. Tilt your good ear towards them, and heed their words.

Sorry for your bad session. Thanks for the alert. And for waiting until she retired, in case I was tempted to ignore my own words above.

I feel your pain, JK. As Mr. Chung has already stated so well, we've all been there. And I don't even have 100+ reviews. For me, I think a "Golden Oldie" session is possibly retrievable.

I'm thinking in particular of one provider I've seen once who could possibly be 80. No, not the one that immediately comes to everybody's mind, the celebrity provider who will probably flame me for just alluding to her. But another one who advertises on oh2 fairly regularly, always using the same indecipherable pictures. I was shocked when she opened the door. But somehow she was just weird enough that I kept an open mind and, looking back, I'd have to rate the activities as A- or B+, just really good sex. Maybe I shut my eyes?

And one other one, also for whom I didn't write a review. She was well reviewed, I'm pretty sure on eccie, maybe for being L1 only. A search can't seem to find her anymore. For her, I was insulted the moment she opened the door. She was at least 100 lbs over what her pictures portrayed, and her years since the pictures had not been kind to her face either. I never got past that. Funny thing is, I'd enjoyed the lead-up to the meeting, long half hour phone convo's about ourselves. At the time I was recently retired and was taking a class at TCC just for the fun of it. Turns out, so was she. And I was still optimistic enough to be hopeful about life in general. Anyway, we had built up quite a connection going in. But the misrepresentation was just too much for me. I couldn't get past that. She was literally and figuratively "the elephant in the room."

I don't know why I'm telling you all this. Maybe once again I'm saying sayonara to the hobby altogether and am looking back trying to comprehend what it accomplished, or even what I'd tried to accomplish in the first place.

Forgive yourself and move on, buddy. This hobby is a fascinating place. I skimmed through your impressive 11 pages of reviews and you and I don't have any providers in common except Smurfy whom I've never seen but is on my bucket list, and deep down in the archives the Shauna experience. Don't know what that says.



Thanks for your heartfelt review.

We’ve all been there….

Yup. Several times

The proverbial walk of shame...

As much as I found myself laughing with you, I was also laughing at myself, having followed through with something I did not want to do and, against my better judgment, did anyway (only to find that my first instinct was my best, hands down).

JK, even though this was NOT a pleasant experience for you, you shared it, with good writing, honesty and self-deprecating humor, and you might've saved another hobbyist from following in your footsteps down the path to misadventure.

One added consideration: If a provider is thinking seriously about a change of profession, you're not helping her at all by directing more provider foot-traffic to her door. Indeed, this review - or the horrifying experience that preceded it (LOL) - might've helped give her the impetus to do what it is (she says) she was longing to do anyway, only faster.

I share everyone's appreciation!

Gentlemen I appreciate all the comments. I have developed some rules of the hobby road throughout my years. I think with the review and your comments, hopefully we can mentor our young Jedi for these times that await them. Here are my rules, that I follow for the most part. Feel free to add your own:

1) Assume 10lbs and 5 years from her pictures. Or worse like mentioned above.

2) Come to recognize camera angles and shots, ie if she’s not posting pics of her ass, she doesn’t have one. If she’s not showing pics below her chest, you get the point.

3) Set your price limit and don’t go over.

4) If you saw her years ago and she was awful, don’t see her again 2 years later and hope she changed (ie Shauna that Mark referred to).

5) Don’t search RR looking for a pornstar. Don’t search OH2 looking for affordable. Don’t search LC looking for decent.

As I said, feel free to keep the list going.

I'm thinking in particular of one provider I've seen once who could possibly be 80. No, not the one that immediately comes to everybody's mind, the celebrity provider who will probably flame me for just alluding to her. But another one who advertises on oh2 fairly regularly, always using the same indecipherable pictures. I was shocked when she opened the door. But somehow she was just weird enough that I kept an open mind and, looking back, I'd have to rate the activities as A- or B+, just really good sex. Originally Posted by mark77070

You HAVE to name this one. I know who it isn't, but I need to know who it is. I fucked the Lewisville Chick (forgot her name, she retired) who was in her 60's, she was a great lay. Pm me if you feel queasy about posting.

You HAVE to name this one. I know who it isn't, but I need to know who it is. I fucked the Lewisville Chick (forgot her name, she retired) who was in her 60's, she was a great lay. Pm me if you feel queasy about posting. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

My guess is Kitty Lamore…

My guess is Kitty Lamore… Originally Posted by JK1982

Sounds like a good guess!

Confirmation on that?

You HAVE to name this one. I know who it isn't, but I need to know who it is. I fucked the Lewisville Chick (forgot her name, she retired) who was in her 60's, she was a great lay. Pm me if you feel queasy about posting. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

I'm voting on Gilf Debra is who you saw Chung

Anna Sweet?

Anna Sweet? Originally Posted by billyjames

My same thought.

I'm voting on Gilf Debra is who you saw Chung Originally Posted by ntxguy

Anna Sweet? Originally Posted by billyjames

Neither of them. I don't think.

I tried sifting through my reviews just now.. Too many! Gave up.

Her front door faced East, small house. 2 dogs she put away in another room before the session. Bed was high off the ground, soft mattress.