Encounter: Absofuckinglutely not.

User ID: -
Date: 6/15
Name: Kelly
Phone: 4127285986
Email Address: -
URL (Profile or Bio Page): https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...burgh/82573589
City: Monroeville
State: Pennsylvania
Address: Motel off Golden Mile
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: 180 degree twirl
Duration of Encounter: 30 minutes
Hair Length and Color: Stringy Bleach Blonde
Age: 30? 50? Idfk
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: A soulless husk of the girl in her pictures. Hiding God knows what under a dirty baggy hoodie. Her face was puffy and Shiney. She's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. She doesn't even seem to be living 'til she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white...
Recommendation: No
Oh my!
She was never awesome, but ok in a pinch. I had some good times with her over the years.
This was a predictable fall into the rabbit hole we all know about.
Its tragic really…. But seems it we see it all too often
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Love the Quint reference - as the 4th of July approaches!
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Thanks to Pkev for communicating important info, but in a humorous, sarcastic manner. Made me laugh. I enjoyed reading his review even though it was further confirmation of the deteriorating hobby scene in Pgh
Lmao! This was literature!
That’s the most entertaining review I’ve ever read. I’ve seen some long ones that I can’t finish because they’re just long and boring, but this is some creative writing here. Even though I already had an idea how it was going to end based on other reviews of this lady.
Damn I saw her for an outcall about 7-8 months and it was great especially for the rate for an outcall
  • Nihil
  • 06-22-2022, 11:34 PM
What all did she agree to?
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Sad…like many have said…saw this coming…she used to be so friendly and an OK hoast!
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That's too bad. Good review though. Answers the question I had...