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My first pet peeve is Shayla is in Canada and not my arms...
My other pet peeve is phone solicitations while I'm at work from starving Coeds who can't manage their money...
Originally Posted by Dick Willy
I know, right. Daaaamn, Shayla's a pretty MF'er!!
Hey, Shayla. Let's have an interracial baby together. You know mixed kids are always really cute.
I keed. I keed.
A pet peeve of mine is aisle blockers in places like walmart. Oh, that's right. Just position your cart and yourself in the middle of the damn aisle so that no one can get around your FAT ASS while you decide on whether or not you want fucking grape or strawberry jelly. Oh no, it's cool. DON'T MOVE when you see me standing behind you with a 'get the fuck out of my way!' look on my face. I'll gladly stand here and waste 10 min of my time, all just for you.
Of course, this goes on in multiple aisle throughout the store, turning my 20 minute trip into a 45-min trip, and missing the start of a movie I've been waiting 3 days to see on TV.
If you're going to be an aisle blocker, at least be hot and sexy with low cut top on and treat me with a lil bit of cleavage, or wear a loose tank top that shows a little sideboob. The best treat, of course, would be you wearing some country girl style cutoff jeans that doesn't do much to hide your super heart shaped ass.
And don't bring your fucking boyfriend with you. That way I can ogle without having to do it on the sly.