Have you ever been asked to leave?

So most guys here write reviews on Amp's that had been previously reviewed by somebody else.
But lets say you were out and about, trying to find an Amp, a place that hasn't been reviewed yet, so you decided to TOFTT.

Maybe it's such a great place that you wont even write a review, because you wanna keep it low profile and not draw any attention to this place. Like your own private Goldmine.

You go to an Amp and "test" the waters. How did you do it and did you ever find yourself in a situation where you were accused of soliciting by a massage therapist and were asked to leave mid massage?

Did you lay out a tip on a table, obviously enough for her to see it but covered enough under a i.e. key ring that you could play it off if things went sour? Did you ever get lucky and find such a place?

Just curious, because you never hear those stories.

Little backstory: I was once at a subAmp, which name I wont mention, and in every room they had I small sign in a already dim lid room, next to the door that basically said that any attempts to solicitate you will be asked to leave.

I usually bring my buddy, Deshaun Watson, with me and let him take a first pass at it.

Me? Never.

FYI : Places I go that are known hot spots also have those signs.


I don’t often test the waters but with most things in man life have an escape plan.

If accused I would repeat “what are you talking about ? I don’t know what you are talking about.” as I got dressed left a small tip and left. Never admit you thought something else. My routine is not to hang my arms off the table and reach up which is me making the first move, if I haven’t already gotten the welcome hug and squeeze, I keep my arms on the table with my hands at edge hanging off. Don’t forget to stretch them from time to time. If she is game at some point she will put her snatch or boob or something in my waiting hands. A smooth slow stroke she will either lean into it or as soon as she feels movement jump back. That will determine if there are more activities or tip in the future.

Btw L0 places will not hug you pull you close and tell you you are handsome.

I was just chatting about someone about this last night. There is a spa near Tulsa that I want to try out so bad because the gal there is very cute. I went in 2 times and she said she was busy twice. No cars in the whole parking lot either time. So I message someone who is a local and he told me she is very suspicious of leo. I must fit her profile of an undercover. I'm in my mid 30s, workout everyday and dress primary business casual. So imma set up an appointment next time and go in there in shorts and t-shirt and see.

...if I haven’t already gotten the welcome hug and squeeze, I keep my arms on the table with my hands at edge hanging off....
If she is game at some point she will put her snatch or boob or something in my waiting hands. A smooth slow stroke she will either lean into it or as soon as she feels movement jump back Originally Posted by Rufus X. Sarsparilla

This is exactly the process. I never go for it, unless she gives the signal. Specially at a place with no reviews.
There was one incident at an L2 place that I still frequent, the new lady didn't know or was nervous. Mamasan greeted me in with right signals, but the lady jumped back during initial touch.As I left, mamasan tried to invite me back in with explanations.

Been getting massages for decades. It's quite easy to tell if there's any extra fun going to be had.

It's harder to find a god massage place - finding places that provide extra is way too easy.

I always take my Buddy Ben Franklin.
He’s never been asked to leave.
Typically ask if he has twins

Ive always pay house fee with $100, leave change clearly put under keys, never cover with sheet or towel, leave arms down, keep legs apart a bit, and wait for foe taint tease and the always “you ok?” Question that goes with it. Honestly never failed at any amp. Now I wouldn’t try it at a Massage Envy lol, but if there’s a neon sign that says Open then 100%.

First check: open 7 days , until 10 pm is good a good sign .if it is only Open Mon through Fri , until 8 or less, that it is not a good sign.

Lots of lotions and Kleenex is a good sign.
Mouthwash in the restroom , or massage room is a very good sign. If they have a table shower is a good sign.
If She leads you to the room and holds your hand is a good sign, if she puts her hand or slaps lightly your butt even better sign. You can touch her butt and she will smile for sure. You can even ouch her torso and move up towards her breasts. If she still smiles, then is game on.
Always make her laugh, no matter what.
If you get covered with a sheet, and it is not friggin cold, get worried, but do not lose hope, things might turn right. Give the innocent leg touch signal and wait . If she reciprocates in some form, that is a good sign. If not just enjoy the massage and hope for a miracle to happen after she says turn ovah.

If it is a L0 place, they will first tell you to keep your hands out of the way , before they’ll ask u to leave. They want your tip.

Let the party come to you if you do not know services provided. If they provide extras, they will let you know. I frequent massage parlors where there are no extras when I need a massage. I behave, no touching, unless she begins rubbing up on me.

Don't let the sheet discourage you. There are plenty of ladies who will cover you with a sheet, rub a little while. Then pull the sheet completely off.

Don't let the sign discourage you. There is plenty of hanky panky that happens within reach of a "no sexual contact" sign.

And I have received some excellent L3 from RubMD ladies with "no full service, ever, don't even ask" in their ads. After you make them come three times, all bets are off.

"After you make them come three times, all bets are off" I cannot agree more Cheb!

I've never been asked to leave but I sure as hell have left on my own free will.

I am not used to niceties , I grab something, if they object I leave. It’s all or nothing for me. They can keep the house money.