Thought I heard it all

Ok. I was just asked the other day, after a conversation about some outfits I have, if I have a cow costume! Not kidding!! R-O-L-M-B-F-A-O!! I even said u mean CAT costume? He says no. Cow. Um, okay?
He must be a K-State grad! Wants to feel at home!!

And I'm sure he really appreciates the public mockery.


Not much of a freak if that weirds you out.
Omg! Now that's funny!!! Moooooo. Lol
That is a fairly interesting request. Don't think I've ever heard anyone make that request before and believe me... I've heard/seen a LOT of stuff.

But, should you need it: Women's Cutie Cow Costume
Maybe he wanted the free sandwich at Chik-fil-a and needed to borrow it.
Hahahaha! Ive heard a lot as well. Now, may I ask, how do U know where to find one? Lmao!
Google knows everything.
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If you get one spend the extra money on a good one or it could be an utter disaster.
The guy must really like cowgirl.

http://www.costumecraze.com/Animal-C...-Costumes.html
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Noleftturn, you mean an udder disaster?
Do the cow costumes have milk in them that can be squeezed out?
I would never ask a provider to dress up like a farm animal when I have a whole closet full of anatomically corect, inflatable, plastic farm animals.
Which is more desirable fat cow or skinny cow?
I would like to hear more on the CAT costume.

I thought you were insulting if you called a woman a fucking cow which is what you would be if you wore said costume and did the deed?