Who to Choose?

If they are locals, then they are said to be old-hat
If they're Asian, then they are claimed to be trafficked

If they are grown-ups, then they are old ladies
If they are younger then well they aren't reviewed

If they are within 40 pounds of your weight, then they are whales
If they are spinners, then they have their bruises counted

If they are cheap, then they are t just railer-trash
If they are expensive, then they have golden pussy syndrome


Did I miss any?

So judgemental.
Whatever, man.

So judgemental.
Whatever, man. Originally Posted by SweetElizabeth

That was my exactly my point Elizabeth