Lines Men Think The Perfect Wife Would Say:

1. Of course I'll swallow it all; I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I'm bored; let's shave my pussy.
4. Oh, come on; let's get a porno, a case of beer, and invite my girlfriend over for a threesome!
5. If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna scream.
6. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. No, I'd rather stay here and watch football and drink beer than go shopping.
9. Go ahead and drink all you want; I'll drive home.
10. Want to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Want to go to the mall so you can check out women's asses.
12. If you need me, I'll be outside shoveling snow; you stay in here and watch the game.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays; I just wish you had time to play on Saturdays, too.

#8 - Should be, instead of shopping I want to stay home and bring you beer and snacks during the game. Make sure to let me know when its half-time for your football ritual BJ.

Actually, the perfect wife would not say anything; she would be silent.

That would be the perfect wife in my book. Hell, I'll settle for 1, 4 and 5.
On the other hand, phrases that freeze a guy in his tracks:

1. Honey did you___________
2. Will you_________
3. Guess what?
4. She calls you by name in a different tone.

Baby having a girl sucking your dick is not cheating it's being thoughtful and giving me break.