Encounter: Tina Grande is Tiny Tall

Date: First week of March
Name: Tina Grande
User ID:: Not On Eccie
Phone: She will provide after screen
Email Address: TinyTinaGrande@gmail.com
URL / Website: https://home.ourhome2.net/member.php?150090-Tina-Grande
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: West Plano
Activities: lfk dfk bbbj mish doggie cg rcg
Hair Length and Color: little above shoulders
Age: 2?
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: Very tiny spinner 4 11 < 90 lb
Recommendation: Yes

Metaphors can be a lot of fun. They can also be just plain damn confusing. I think we've just experienced the latter. Tally-ho!

Hi there,
What kind of screening did Tina do?

Dolby Panda your writing style sucks

Yeah 0P, you’re not fooling anybody with your disguised writing. You’re already here on the board, might as well make it easy to read for everyone.

This is a waste of time.

Crappy review

I have been on here ECCIE since 2014 and that is the WORST MOST USELESS ROS I've ever read.

Reminds me of this scene (beginning at 3:40, you can use your mouse to skip forward on the progress bar) when Bond asks Miss Anders how he would recognize Scaramanga.

Andrea Anders: [Bond is interrogating her for Scaramanga's whereabouts] I know he has a date at the Bottom's Up club tonight!

James Bond: How will I recognize him?

Andrea Anders: Tall, slim and dark.

James Bond: So is my aunt. Anything distinctive about him?

Andrea Anders: Yes, but how can I...

[sigh]

Andrea Anders: He's not like other people. He has three (nipples) ...

[points to her chest]

James Bond: Oh. Fascinating anatomical tidbit, but probably the most useless piece of information I ever heard. Unless of course the Bottom's Up is a strip club and Scaramanga is performing there.