guys once ...again we finds ...ourselves facin another ...blessed ...memorLEEal day
...fer many ofs yas it ...done signals another year a yer ...benis facin ever ...increasin flaccidness an ...increasin hilarity ins yer sexy time ...reviews
...but there ...be ...a ...far ...deeper meain ta the day ans yer ...plastic man ...be here ta reminds ya a whys we celebrate
...fer we ares nots simply expected ...ta gorge ourselves ons potato ...salad an french ...onion dip likes fat paulie
...memorLEEal day be the sacred day ons ...which we dones honor thems jimmies who haves ...come ...before
...those jimmies who dones shooks their fists angrily an ...fecklessly ats the sky
...those ...jimmies for whom their sound an fury ...signified nothin
...whiles the loudest were always the horrible leftist dog ...cunts amongs ...us we loved em just the sames er even ...harder
...the ol marys an rodeo burgers ...an pappy d an beloved commie mummy so full a ...hate an ...bitterness an loathin we coulds do ...nothin buts gaze in tender awe
...an we holds a ...special place fer the ...recently departed ocd ans his nearly ...unmatched propensity fer blowin thousands ...a posts outs the shitter
...jimmie jesus bless thems ...all ans mays we nevers ...forgets!