My health..........

When I drink Absolut vodka over ice, I know it could give me kidney failure,
When I drink Bacardi rum over ice, I know it could give me liver failure,
When I drink Crown Royal bourbon over ice, I know it could give me heart problems,
When I drink Beefeater gin over ice, I know it can give me brain problems.
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Apparently, I've got to cut back on my ICE because its bad for me.
Warn all your friends

Yes that is the important common denominator here. I'm so glad you opened my eyes to the perils of dihydrogen monoxide in its solid form when combined with ethanol.