Best pick-up line EVER!!

"Falling in love with you would sure fuck up my plans of becoming President."

That's John Edwards, speaking to the mother of his youngest child, the day he met her.

Wow! That is some opening line!!

It's not just that he is handsome, wealthy, and famous. He can drop the P-bomb on her! Whatever you may think of the guy, personally, politically, his conduct, whatever . . . that is the ne plus ultra of pick-up lines!

Hmm, maybe I can try a variant:

"Falling in love with you would sure fuck up my plans of banging you a couple of times tonight!"

I'm spending the first check from my PowerBall winnings. I have no kids or family and I don't have long to live.....Can I buy you a drink or two and you celebrate with me tonight. (very weak cough)......BTW,you wanna do something wild and fly to Vegas in my Lear jet and get married tonight!!

I was in Hamburg, Germany once and met a girl at a club and made plans to meet the next night and hit some night spots. As she was driving us around, she said "How do you like your eggs cooked?".
It worked!!