Anyone want to chat.. about the stupid phone calls we get??

Sunday is my birthday and I am bored and a bit tired of BS...
please at my age... hobby or no hobby.. I have heard it all... so let us discuss phone calls.. I will start...

Ring ring (Restricted call) Hi when are you available?

Duh! Hello my name is Annie.. what is yours and where are you.. are you in Tulsa??? and I am with family and can not talk right now....

Ok your turn......

Tell them to read the ad...we just had a provider talk about this in San Antonio coed section

We could go on forever about dumbass calls! That was just a minor one if you ask me. Most calls are dumbass calls...whats your rate, are you offering any discounts, do you do this or that...etc. Maybe there should be a thread on proper hobbyist phone etiquette.

Just curious, if you are tired of stupid phone calls, why publish your phone number ? Seems like stupid e-mails would be easier to deal with than stupid phone calls.

Just curious, if you are tired of stupid phone calls, why publish your phone number ? Seems like stupid e-mails would be easier to deal with than stupid phone calls. Originally Posted by CarolinaGent

Exactly.

Remember, EVERY stupid phone call starts out the same way - when YOU say "Hello"!!

Just curious, if you are tired of stupid phone calls, why publish your phone number ? Seems like stupid e-mails would be easier to deal with than stupid phone calls. Originally Posted by CarolinaGent

Darn I hoping the guys could get smarter rather than me getting smarter... ha ha

Note to self......stop calling ASPs'

Rather than endlessly complain about these calls and roll your eyes, why not offer some helpful suggestions on how you want guys to proceed?

Here's the way I make calls. I'll leave out the stuff about references, etc, just to make this shorter but basically here's how it goes. Critique me and offer advice on a better way:

Jan: Hi, I was interested in making an appt. for today. Are you available late afternoon or early evening? (I'm not trying to be vague. I'm establishing the timeframe I have available and letting her know I'm flexible)

Her: Sorry, no openings today...or

I do have some time available for that timeframe. What time do you want?

Jan: How about 4:00?

Her: That would be fine. Give me a call about half an hour before then and I'll give you directions.

Jan: That would be great. See you then.

This is why I don't list a number anymore. If I don't see refs in the first email, it's spam with no explination. It's ludicrous to have to keep repeating the same crap over and over because they can't read!! Very pleased with my stable of fine men who do lol.

Jan...very nice! I hate it when guys give you no clue at all about when or WHERE they want to book, and you're just supposed to guess. Then you spend 20 min. of back and forth trying to pull it out of them. Why not just give her a time in the first place...good lord!

CG..right on. Emails are MUCH easier and more discreet to deal with. No one knows what I am typing back on my Blackberry unless they are looking at my facial expressions whilst doing it...pretty funny actually!

This is why I have separate hobby phones. Just turn 'em off.

explanation not explination. It is difficult to read your posts with the spelling errors so evident

This is why I don't list a number anymore. If I don't see refs in the first email, it's spam with no . It's ludicrous to have to keep repeating the same crap over and over because they can't read!! Very pleased with my stable of fine men who do lol.

Jan...very nice! I hate it when guys give you no clue at all about when or WHERE they want to book, and you're just supposed to guess. Then you spend 20 min. of back and forth trying to pull it out of them. Why not just give her a time in the first place...good lord!

CG..right on. Emails are MUCH easier and more discreet to deal with. No one knows what I am typing back on my Blackberry unless they are looking at my facial expressions whilst doing it...pretty funny actually! Originally Posted by London Rayne

Darn I hoping the guys could get smarter rather than me getting smarter... ha ha Originally Posted by SensualRedHead

Lol second that.

explanation not explination. It is difficult to read your posts with the spelling errors so evident Originally Posted by petiteassman

Dude wtf!! You said this same crap in another thread and it was still wrong then! GO THE FK AWAY!

I might make one mistake in a week, because unlike you I am not posting from my mom's basement...I use a Blackberry! My posts are hard to read? HAAAAAAAAA...look in the mirror basement boy. You sound like a 3 year old!

STOP STALKING ME!!!

Oh guys. Kiss and make up already!

Things that make my phone go "click":

"Hey baby, what's your name?" (really, you just called me from an ad online)
"Hey girl, I wanna hook up wichoo" (Bless you, was that a sneeze?)
"I was calling to see how much you charge for your services" (Ummm, can you read?)
Me:"Do you have any references?"
"What do you mean?"
Me: "Have you seen an escort before?"
"Yes"
Me: "Do you have her name?"
"I don't remember"
Me: "CLICK"
lol

I could go on for days