Waffles

I'm broken. My wife is going through whatever she is going through. She doesn't want to have sex with me. I don't know what happened. This is my wife. I love her. If she's going through menopause her vagina hurts I just want her as her husband to please say I can't do it anymore. It hurts. I would help her. I don't want to be here. I've had sex with over 40 women. My wife is hurting and I haven't listened to her saying husband I need this or that. Not getting sex I ran and got Waffles. My comfort. As opposed to actually listening to my wife. The mother of my beautiful 2 children. I just want my wife back and to hold Waffles as me and my wife reconnect. Patricia I love you. You will always be my everything. Please forgive me and look at me the same way you looked at me at lunch room at Ryan . When people made fun of me. You were there. I'm so sorry Patricia

I'm just a guy who loves his wife and wants to go home

Shine, Go get a therapist, you sound ridiculous

Nothing but spam

Moving this to sandbox

My beloved Waffles is the only comfort I have in this cruel world. Yes I'm drunk. Yes my wife who hates me is not here. Off at work so yes I do have 2 sugar babies lying in the bed. I'm in the bathroom taking a crap. Yes my wife will come home or perhaps call me e in the morning after she sees how I've decimated our account

I don't give a Fuck! I have enought water, guns and ammo to survive two more lives. I'm going to let the hook**s sleep for perhaps 3 more hours. Then I'm putting their asses out. Yes it gave me great pleasure to have sex with them on the same marital bed my wife sleeps on. Great pleasure, but I got to put these ho*s out because Waffles is purring and wants his bed( right by my side) back. I live Waffles so much. Waffles I promise Daddy is putting these hoo***s out in 3 hours then Daddy will make you a great breakfast and take you on a long walk. Sigh, let me get off the toilet and go back in here with these beautiful h**s. Waffles stay there. These women cannot nor do not deserve to be in the same place as you Waffles

Then why are you here crying about it?

Moving this to sandbox Originally Posted by delimex007

Hello Honey doing a great job.
That suit you're wearing is sexy!!

Thread about a cat moved to the sandbox.
Irony

Waffles are good with chicken.
Dragons are the other white meat.
Shine failed creative writing class in junior high.

Moving this to sandbox Originally Posted by delimex007

Better off in trash bin with all his other posts, threads., and rhetoric. Start a section JUST FOR HIM. Only one allowed to enter.

Please I see that someone has posted a false picture of Waffles third cousin. If anyone wants to see a picture of Waffles I'll gladly give it. Waffles and I take Thanksgiving and Christmas pictures together every year of Waffles life. 3. For Thanksgiving we wing it, but for Christmas I'm Santa Claus and Waffles is my elf. Waffles is very intelligent and beautiful. Please do not post images of Waffles family that isn't correct. I have traced the entire lineage of my beloved Waffles.

Yes it gave me great pleasure to have sex with them on the same marital bed my wife sleeps on. Great pleasure, but I got to put these ho*s out because Waffles is purring and wants his bed( right by my side) back. Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer

What happened to the Fuck Pad ??

What happened to the Fuck Pad ?? Originally Posted by MarcellusWalluz

Still there. I'm not living in the sex pad. It's a play house. Going to rent a house until me and the wife can figure this out.

Classic, she's made her decision and you're refusing to accept reality.
Who gets the dogs?

It's always a good idea to come board such as this and divulge a bunch of personal info (sarcasm). But I'm guessing this is an imaginary wife and situation, created just to get you attention and sympathy. If your wife (left hand) is angry with you, you can always rub one out with your right hand