Were you born in another country, and otherwise made your way to America? You're an illegal immigrant! DEPORTED!
Were you born in another country, traveled to America, legally obtained citizenship with your minor child, granting you citizenship, and your minor child granted derivative citizenship?
You're both still immigrants! DEPORTED!
Were you born in another country, traveled to America, legally obtained citizenship, and became a biological parent?
You're still an immigrant, and your (citizen) child is still an immigrant! DEPORTED!
Did your great-great grandparents come over to America in the 1800s, and may or may not had obtained citizenship?
Oh, this is a trick question.
If you're of European ancestry, you're an American, brother!
If you're of African-American ancestry, you'll be tolerated.
If you're of Hispanic ancestry, you're an immigrant! DEPORTED!
If you're of Asian ancestry, dunno, the news hasn't said how we should feel about you, so you're tolerated for now.
Happy Thanksgiving! MAGA!