...we all be a ...family ...wheres loves fer each ...other binds us together
twas the night before jimmie jesus birthday
...when all through the shithouse
...not a jimmie was stirring except ol marys sad ghost
...the rubbers were hung by the crapper with care
...in hopes Donald John Fucking Trump soon would be there
...the jimmies were snuggled all warm in their beds
...while visions of trafficked asian snatch danced in their heads
...when out in the alley there arose such a clatter
...the jimmies sprang from their beds to see what the fuck was the matter
...away to the window they flew like a flash
...the moon on the ass of the new fallen snow
...made shit look like it was daytime below
...when what to jimmie eyes should appear
...but mouncers bimmer with eight tiny hos
...the jimmies knew in a moment it must be jolly plastic man!
...and he whistled and shouted and called them hos by name
...now vera now eve now amber and nikki
...climb onto (sm)elle onto rose onto phoenix and big ol lexi
...now lick away lick away lick away all
...then the jimmies did hear on the roof
...the pissing and moaning of each greedy funnel
...down the shitters chimney plastic man came with a bound
...he was dressed all in pimp fur from his head to his foot
...a bundle of loot from kamalas pathetic campaign was flung on his back
...he said fuck you all then went straight to his work
...there were gifts for the jimmies and given with love
...a urn of fat paulies ashes for flair
...a signed photo of alex jones for buffalo mummy
...a can of outdated spam for beloved gmans tummy
...lilly got a deflated football to mirror his dreams
…elg a plunger for use in the loser trades
…a new retards helmet for osd and his continued tirades
...for sad sack roo a medal that read
..."thanks fer letting plastic man live in yer head”
...then a book for handy on how to bury the dead
... there was a fresh bag of horse shit for z and for burger
...and for jonballs a signed photo of trump that said “fuck chyna im lowering taxes"
...finally the leftist dog cunts all got coal to shove up their asses
...plastic man finished his work then turned with a jerk
...and cupping a hand around his sack up the chimney he rose
...he sprung to his sleigh and bitch slapped his hos
...away they all flew like shit through a goose
...the jimmies heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
...happy jesus to all and to all a gold dildo up the jimmie hole tonight!
