Good synopsis D. Now if I could hire someone to pick up my dog’s feces in the yard.
Looking to arrange a date with a provider who has a dog so our BBBJ dogs can enjoy one another’s company. My cat gets jealous. I’ve named her PANCAKES. Please keep her name outta your mouth unless you’re gonna pet my pussy.
If I just had a nurse to take my rectal temperature because ILIKEBBC and I cannot lie. The Hobby told me that one - not me cause I’m homophobic.
I’m off to a party with the biggest ballers in Houston. My buddy and his entourage closed down an all night party in a private room at 29, the Ritz, Vivid and just hired the finest strippers away from all of the aforementioned clubs for the entire month of January along with the baddest BBQ smoking cooks that have even won the HLSR cook off 7 times outta the last 12.
My bud is planning an even bigger bash for the Super Bowl - Taylor will be there early but then have to leave to watch her bae go for three in a row:
http://youtu.be/KyI_o-GcJSw
If you need some advice on overnights with the sexiest women anywhere, HMU!
Wait my WiFi is acting up! About to swap out VPNs and IP for the Umpteenth time. Dang Eccie family dissin me again!
Mama! Where’s the Jergen’s lotion? I keep it on the shelf next to the toilet and it’s not there. We’re gonna need some extra rolls of toilet paper cause I got some new photos of my favorite ECCIE ladies and it’s getting HARD to contain my excitement.