Waffles Lives Here

So I am recently divorced and live in a nice wooded area in the Woodlands in a 2 bedroom apartment. I picked that place because of the trail. I walk Waffles there off leash now like 5 times a day. Waffles sleeps and constantly cuddles with me but since it's just me and Waffles now I created Waffles own cat sanctuary in the other room so Waffles can come and go as she pleases.

So yesterday I was nostalgic and wanted company. So I planned a 2 hour date with a well known provider. I let her know in advance that I have a beautiful cat there but during the duration of our date Waffles would be in her cat room with the door closed. She said she loves cats. So fast forward Waffles and I are cuddling on the couch waiting on her because she was 10 minutes late. Knock on the door comes so I run to the door with Waffles in my arms.

Open the door, smile at her and said let me put Waffles up in her cat sanctuary. Close the door and she's looking at me with a puzzled look, saying I thought the cat would be put up. I said I just did. She said you said the cat would be away the whole time. I didn't want to be an ass and say you are 10 minutes late. Mind you I'm paying a nice donation plus outcall fee. So I go take a shower. Come out opened a fresh bottle of wine, paid the full 2 hour plus outcall fee and she is still asking me why the cat wasn't put up. At this point I'm getting a tad bit offended because what did I do. After like 14 minutes of awkwardly holding our wine I just told her this isn't going to work. Keep the whole money and just go home. She rolls her eyes and out the door she goes. Then she texts me saying she'll tell all her provider friends to not see me because I'm a lying asshole. i didn't respond. What could I have done better in that situation? I'm the one out of the whole donation.
Moving this to sandbox
Please explain moderator how does one get pointed 10 points for a thread and as opposed to closing a thread someone found offensive, it's just moved. Makes no sense Sir and I'm asking respectfully. Just close it if I'm pointed for spam
winn dixie's Avatar
Happy waffles has her own room
  • pxmcc
  • 03-20-2025, 12:01 AM
Please explain moderator how does one get pointed 10 points for a thread and as opposed to closing a thread someone found offensive, it's just moved. Makes no sense Sir and I'm asking respectfully. Just close it if I'm pointed for spam Originally Posted by Foxtrotdancer
you got pointed for this thread? if so, that's Moderator fuckery. And this thread is definitely hobby-related. Who's the Mod that pointed you, if that's what happened?

this looks like a continuation of the shinepro, wrong-person saga. hell, shinepro is here right now, he's just not you.
corona's Avatar
perhaps you should name her, otherwise this thread is pointless
MarcellusWalluz's Avatar
The lady got jealous because another pussy had your attention.
Did she give you heads up that she was running late ?
Did she arrive on site 10 minutes late or at your door 10 minutes late ?
Have you experienced any repercussions since this encounter ?
winn dixie's Avatar
Show em who's the boss waffles.
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
Even if she was 10 mins late, you said the Pussy would be put in her room out of the way when she came over ,so I can see why she didn't like that there was aonther pussy around .
MarcellusWalluz's Avatar
Even if she was 10 mins late, you said the Pussy would be put in her room out of the way when she came over ,so I can see why she didn't like that there was aonther pussy around . Originally Posted by LustyBustyGina38FF
#Facts
#ReelTalk
#PussyPower
Busty's Avatar
  • Busty
  • 03-20-2025, 10:07 AM
perhaps you should name her, otherwise this thread is pointless Originally Posted by corona
exactly.

And the obvious innuendo/metaphor that he is a PUSSY by proxy.
R.M.'s Avatar
  • R.M.
  • 03-20-2025, 10:17 AM
Two pussies one cock.
That's a three way.
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
Syrup or Lube?
But never both in a kitchen at same time.
All - it was me who issued the points. Got clarification from Fox. Reversing the points. Thank you all !
Michael8219's Avatar
So now it is truly pointless.

I like waffles. But I usually eat ‘em at the table.