Here it is. The ultimate showdown al bundy vs red foreman

Who is the king?

Red foreman- fought in two wars and caught shrapnel
Has put foot in many a ass

Al bundy- leader of no MAAM
Once scored 4 touchdowns in a single HS game!

This is the showdown of titans!
Who is king?

Al Bundy, his legend will always be great

Al Bundy, his legend will always be great Originally Posted by belgarath83

That's who I gave my vote to.
But red foreman is gonna be hard to beat. In his words...
He's surrounded by dumbasses
Lol

Al Bundy's wife (Peg) was hotter... and, of course, there's the 4 touchdown thing...

As both were living in the past, both fail.
But Al did get Vanna into bed.

Moved to sand box

But Red saw Brooke Shields boobs.

It’s a tie. More data points from the writers of each show:

Bundy dialog:
Al: Ah gee Peg, I don’t regret not having gone to college, because then, after all I might not have married you.
Then what would have become of me. I would have probably just lived an empty meaningless existence ordering hookers and pizza until I dropped dead with a slice in my mouth and a greasy hooter in my hand.
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Peg: Al, we have not moved an inch in 2 hours.
Al: Peg, I can hear that in our bedroom. Now just shut up and let me enjoy myself.
Peg: I can hear that in our bedroom too honey.
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Al: Did I tell you how pretty you look today?
Fat Woman: No. Al: Good, then the blood is still reaching my brain.

Forman quotes:
"When my time comes I want to be buried face down."
"You need to grow up and learn some responsibility."
"Well, it looks like it's our lucky night."
"It's more fun than it looks."
"Without rules, we all might as well be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other."
"Do you know why Tiny Tim walked with a crutch? Because he had a smart mouth."
"Work is work! You don't show up late. You don't make excuses, and you don't not work! If it wasn't work, they wouldn't call it work! They'd call it super wonderful crazy fun time, or skippity do!"

They both were standup guys in that they recognized they were trapped yet had responsibilities and fought on. Forman was a little tougher but Al recognized that without Peg he would “probably just lived an empty meaningless existence ordering hookers and pizza until I dropped dead with a slice in my mouth and a greasy hooter in my hand.” Most eccie guys try to have both until it blows up either through exposure or extreme addiction to the greasy hooter. Which reminds me didi you see Hooters going bankrupt. Do you think it was the tariffs on foreign tatas?

Al got out to the strip club and may have had the extra action as he did get Vanna into bed as UC noted. Forman probably had less dalliances then Al but it was the 70s whereas Al was in the 80s and early 90s.

And wd it’s “Forman” not “Foreman.” “Get it right dumbass” is what Forman wanted to pass on to you.

Crap! I did spell Reds name wrong
It's Forman!

Michael makes a good point.
Both were good family men and tried to do the right thing.

Red was much smarter and a veteran.

Red was much smarter and a veteran. Originally Posted by Schwarzer Ritter

Red battled nazis and commies
Bundy battled red heads and fat women

Edge red Forman

Crap! I did spell Reds name wrong
It's Forman! Originally Posted by winn dixie

lol it was a fun way to express it!

Agree slight edge to Forman. He even let the kids crash in the basement.

lol it was a fun way to express it!

Agree slight edge to Forman. He even let the kids crash in the basement. Originally Posted by Michael8219

I'm embarrassed I spelled Forman wrong.
Watched both shows and still watch the reruns.
To be fair.
Al was a woman's shoe salesman.
Red sold electronics and had a muffler repair business.
Edge. Red Forman
Let's get some votes for Red forman

Well Al won on Reddit 10 to 12 years ago. I haven’t voted yet and I like Forman because he seemed to care for his wife and family a little more.

But Al fights for his family when called upon.

I’m going to have to cipher on this some more. My heart is with Forman but my head is with Al.

Hmmmmm