Encounter: Evi Is A No Go - Midland

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User ID: N/A
Date: 3/31/25
Name: Evi
Phone: 432-289-0995
Email Address: N/A
URL / Website: https://skipthegames.com/posts/odess...i/058176817049 ; https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...essa/185381513
City: Midland
State: Texas
Address: West Midland, just off Midland Drive, Private Residence.
Activities: FBSM, BBBJ, 69/BBBJ/DATY, BBBJ/HJ Finish, FBSM
Hair Length and Color: Brown, Mid-Back with highlights.
Age: Listed early 40's, but guessing older
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: Tall lady, probably around 5'8"+, Hispanic thick like her pics, middle aged woman bod, didn't notice any baby damage, but not a tight body. Shaved kitty, C cups which aren't bad for a middle aged woman. Face below average and can be down right scary when she gets into her dominant mode and wants to take over and run things.
Recommendation: No
busternutzs's Avatar
With that face I'm surprised you went for it.
FBSMLUVR's Avatar
With that face I'm surprised you went for it. Originally Posted by busternutzs
Lol you and me both buster. I had been sitting around waiting on the other no show chic and had a few…well…several beers in me by that point. Definitely not my best decision, but at least was able to report back and save others some coin.

Something I forgot to mention, which will also add to the shitty experience. There was no hot towel clean up to remove the oil on my back. Not even a towel. She used cold ass wet wipes to clean the massage oil off. I was freezing my ass off by the time she was done and couldn’t wait to get dressed.

All the way home afterwards I’m shaking my damn head and talking to myself like…dude, wtf were you thinking lol.
amacurious1's Avatar
All the way home afterwards I’m shaking my damn head and talking to myself like…dude, wtf were you thinking lol.[/QUOTE]

Don't ya just hate it when the little head wins the argument and then you spend the next few hours swearing it's never gonna happen again-lol. Sorry for the bad experience but thanks for reporting it and saving other guys that same mistake!
FBSMLUVR's Avatar
No problemo ama, and you’re absolutely right about the next few hours bitching at yourself. Actually, I spent about a week bitching at myself before I wrote the review. Another thing I just thought of. She speaks zero English, so everything was done thru a translator app on her phone being I speak very little Spanish. Well, except dos cervezas lol. Just a very strange dynamic all the way around.

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Gotcha…PM has already been sent. Waiting on a response.
kyleresse's Avatar
Damn that sucks I’ve been like that the last few listcrawler finds, I’ve got to the point I’m just gonna have to wait for the pricey ladies to come through even though it’s hefty price but damn always worth it.