Best place for a Massage?

I'm talking both about the actual massage and the end. I don't particularly like the classic AMPs, it's always the same thing. They don't give good massages and the ending is usually meh. I was wondering what other options there might be out there

Juarez

The Mexican state?

the mexican country...but i think they were hinting at where about (what city in NM)...

ABQ

If you haven't had a good massage in an Amp, then keep an open mind. I've traveled the US and stayed at many 5 star Hotels and spa resorts. Ive had weak massages there and some cost $150+ without tip or he. There are many Amps with licensed top notch masseuses. Read reviews and venture out. Also the finish at some Amps will blow away many independents.

You aren't going to get a good massage at an AMP. Or a happy ending place outside of the REALLY high end services.


Massage actually requires a lot of training. And being an LMT is actually good money that you don't want to lose out because it is rumored you give happy endings and no company wants that risk. Occasionally you'll find a "legit place that gives happy endings" but they are very rare and usually aren't ACTUALLY legit and are closer to just an unlicensed masseuse who uses regulars to make rent on slow months.


And anyone who got a massage from a college girlfriend who watched a video can explain to you why you REALLY don't want someone who has no idea what they are doing giving you a real massage.


So if you want an actual massage? Go to a place that accepts insurance. You won't cum but you will realize how much your back has been hurting you.


If you want a good fuck? Reviews help but understand that the vast majority of AMP reviews are straight up lies. Whether from mongers who want premium access or from the AMPs themselves wanting free advertising. You really are kind of just stuck going to popular places and trying to become a regular. These days? You are best off just knocking on the door of any AMP with the telltale neon sign and if you think the person answering the door is cute enough? Go for it. Otherwise? Apologize and try the place next door.


That said: If you want a truly explosive finish? Look up the gals who DON'T fuck. A "tie and tease" or "tantric massage" tends to be more about an entire session built around that (usually handjob) finish although I have found the Tie and Tease gals who know what they are doing tend to be willing to push things a lot farther... because they know you can't "accidentally" slip it in and so forth. Northern NM has the problem of a lot of gals who think lighting some incense and talking about crystals is tantra but Bronwyn and Cassiopiea out in Santa Fe know their stuff... and are incredibly obnoxious to deal with for booking. Expensive for a handjob but well worth it for one of the better orgasms of your life.




That said? Getting a happy ending from one of those high end places is kind of life changing. Closer to a decade ago than not but was on a trip where a CEO was wining and dining me for Reasons and booked me a session with a private masseuse. You have not lived until you have a ridiculously beautiful woman, fully naked, alternating between getting you off and working every ounce of stress out of your body. I was dehydrated by the end of that day and could barely walk for a week. Also my understanding is that that cost more than my mortgage payment so... no chance I ever book that for myself.

Sorry dude, but you are dead wrong. I don't know this City very well, but In Florida, every girl has to be licensed and there are a quite a few I've seen that could work in any legit spa. I've seen 2 girls in Albuquerque that.
know their way around the body. Kiki knew i broke my back and that was 40 years ago. Lee of Relaxation has given licensed massages for 10 years and shes excellent.
Also, the majority of Eccie reviews are not fake. Of course there's some phony reviews but I think the site and the members do a pretty good job of calling out the fakes.

I tend to agree with Scrapee... Previous poster was just a bit heavy on the sarcasm/negativity.... The accuracy of this local board is pretty high in my experience. I think many on here can spot a fake fairly quickly and do their best to expose this.
Cheers fellas!!!

Agree with last two. Although there have been several reviews very recently that are a bit suspect. And there are a few places around that do a great massage and good HE.

Agree. I get a legit massage once a month from a licensed no HE provider and I have gotten massages from some AMPS that are absolutely on par, plus a spectacular HE. Most reviews are legit and I have made decisions based off of them that led to positive experiences.

I go to a legit Asian massage spa twice a month for the best damn massage I've ever had. No HE but it's so sensual and amazing I leave wound up AF! She's suggested meeting up outside of the spa but I'm loving the dynamic as is. I always have an appointment for one of my FS girls set up immediately following. Makes for one hell of a session

Damn that sounds like quite the play there T lol. As a sicko who honestly loves the tease more than the ending sometimes, mind sharing the name of the place? Understandable if you’d like to keep it on the DL though.

Agree with last two. Although there have been several reviews very recently that are a bit suspect. And there are a few places around that do a great massage and good HE. Originally Posted by TBoneFkr

I dunno. I would say that, at this point, a significant amount of the spa/studio reviews/information are from someone who clearly runs/manages the outlet.

I have been to many amps over the last 17 years and I don't recall ever getting a true legit massage like the ones I get from my legit massage therapists.

Have had some amp massages that were pretty good but probably the best have been a maybe a 7 out of 10 on a 10 scale and that was just once or twice. I will take a 7 and be satisfied with that as far as a massage goes but, I think like most I am there more for the tease and sometime the hunt of the unknown is attractive.

As far as reviews whether amp or provider take them with a grain of salt and check out past reviews from the posters to get a feel of legitimacy or if they are blowing smoke up everyone's butt.

If a gentleman review has many reviews and zero NO recomendations I tend to question there honesty and legitimacy. YMMV is also key as well as every individuals perspective is exactly that their perscpective. I yes from someone's perspective may be a no in my book. I they are getting their needs met the good for them!