Even Jordan hump up his sneakers; The Legend Iamthehobby is retiring his legendary public penis!
The title pretty much sums it up. I want to thank everyone the good and terrible. For the ladies who had the pleasure of my company hopefully you'll have the opportunity to experience someone of my caliber again. Just too much bs comes with this so it's no longer worth the trouble. I'll still lurk but I have nothing more to say online. Good luck to all.