Halitosis

This is a bit of a rant. It seems that every time I go to a strip club (AND I MEAN EVERY FICKING TIME) I encounter several dancers whose day jobs seem to be as turd salespersons who keep samples in their mouths. Not swamp donkeys either. Its smokin hot ass dancers whose breath smells like they just rimmed an elephant. It’s jarring to say the least. Had to hold my breath or avert my face while getting a dance in one instance and in another case just cut it short cause the stench was overpowering. I cannot be the only guy whose experienced this. At first it seemed like it was Cuban ladies (coffee?) but a local latina (total smokeshow) and a white dancer at BDD blasted me with dragon breath as well. Its always happend occasionally over many years of tittybar visits but lately its seems like one out of three are spewing toxis gases. Gonna bring extra gum with me from now on. Rant over. Had to get that out of my head.

Maybe they sucked too many Jr that day, just let it go! Enjoy your own time

As Anthony Michael Hall said in Sixteen Candles as The Geek: "Fresh breath is a priority in my life."

Guess I been lucky never had that issue! That would be a hardon killer!

They probably do that on purpose so the guys don’t try to kiss them