I am Accepting Offerings

Since I can’t technically advertise here, I’ll just say this:

I’m currently accepting tributes in the form of:
• Excellent weed that doesn’t smell like pesticide and regret
• Reliable leads on soulful apartments where I don’t have to prove my existence to a spreadsheet
• Bookstores with ghosts
• Live music that hurts in the best way
• Coffee shops that don’t cater to influencers
• And yes, a good fucking mortgage broker who understands that unconventional income does not mean unreliable

Bonus points if you bring me unsolicited cash and tell me I’m pretty in a way that doesn’t make me want to throw something

Woo me. Impress me. Show me Dallas still has a pulse.

My offer is nothing.

- Michael Corleone

* Live music that hurts in the best way
depending on the hurt you're seeking.
Kitchen Cafe on preston rd north of campbell has great jazz 4 nites a week.
Revellers Hall in bishop arts area has great fun k, jazz, blues, swing 7 nites a week.

• Coffee shops that don’t cater to influencers
White Rock Coffev(multiple locations).

The jazz spots sound like a mood—and the Corleone quote? Cute. I might be out that way this week. If you’re feeling bold, you know how to find me. If not… enjoy the music.