I am Accepting Offerings

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Since I can’t technically advertise here, I’ll just say this:

I’m currently accepting tributes in the form of:
• Excellent weed that doesn’t smell like pesticide and regret
• Reliable leads on soulful apartments where I don’t have to prove my existence to a spreadsheet
• Bookstores with ghosts
• Live music that hurts in the best way
• Coffee shops that don’t cater to influencers
• And yes, a good fucking mortgage broker who understands that unconventional income does not mean unreliable

Bonus points if you bring me unsolicited cash and tell me I’m pretty in a way that doesn’t make me want to throw something

Woo me. Impress me. Show me Dallas still has a pulse.
My offer is nothing.

- Michael Corleone
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* Live music that hurts in the best way
depending on the hurt you're seeking.
Kitchen Cafe on preston rd north of campbell has great jazz 4 nites a week.
Revellers Hall in bishop arts area has great fun k, jazz, blues, swing 7 nites a week.

• Coffee shops that don’t cater to influencers
White Rock Coffev(multiple locations).
MissEroticDesires's Avatar
The jazz spots sound like a mood—and the Corleone quote? Cute. I might be out that way this week. If you’re feeling bold, you know how to find me. If not… enjoy the music.
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I’m now accepting offerings as well, pm me ladies, Woo me too, lol
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I tried to DM you and said I was full.
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I tried to DM you and said I was full. Originally Posted by Jonstrong233
That’s funny—I just checked and my inbox isn’t full. Maybe it’s a glitch… or maybe the universe is giving you a little push. Either way, you know where to find me: ECCIE, P411, or a simple text if you’re feeling bold. I don’t bite—unless requested. And I do make exceptions… for those who know how to ask nicely.
Well done post IMHO. Sadly, I can't think of much to offer except the last item. I will say the gallery photos look very attractive. Why don't they show up on your biopage?
Well done post IMHO. Sadly, I can't think of much to offer except the last item. I will say the gallery photos look very attractive. Why don't they show up on your biopage? Originally Posted by wazoo42
Gentlemen, I had the pleasure of meeting Erika last week and she is every bit as beautiful as per pics! I think her personality is even more attractive… had a wonderful time!
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Appreciate the sweet note, darlin’. Around here, we keep things elegant, electric, and just a little off the record.

P.S. Should the stars align for an encore… I do love a good second verse.
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Most Providers ask if DFW has a pulse?

It does, but with clogged arteries, it now takes more of an open menu to get the juices flowing than it did years ago.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.
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Most Providers ask if DFW has a pulse?

It does, but with clogged arteries, it now takes more of an open menu to get the juices flowing than it did years ago.

Don't hate the player, hate the game. Originally Posted by ahab11
Oh, honey—my menu’s not open, it’s curated. Quality over chaos. If you’re still hungry, maybe you’re just at the wrong table.
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i had an opportunity to visit her recently. Very relaing time, nice location, and no rushing at all. Definitely a YMMV visit, but for me a great time. Looks like the pics.
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I’m currently accepting tributes in the form of:
• And yes, a good fucking mortgage broker who understands that unconventional income does not mean unreliable
Originally Posted by MissEroticDesires
PM sent.