Breast Implants-what do you call them?

Just wanted to know what are your favorite euphemisms for breast implants. I've heard man-mades and bolt-ons thrown around quite a bit, but would be interested in hearing some others.

I'm a part time musician and when I introduced the guys to the term "bolt-ons" we had a good laugh...good thing the bride didn't hear us...or the groom for that matter...
man toys
qixerotic's Avatar
Hugh Laurie on "House" calls them Fun Bags
Napsacks.

I just made that up I think. What a wonderful place to lay your head.
jokacz's Avatar
Attic Insulation
I like the term BOLTONS.
qixerotic's Avatar
Silicone Valley is another.
MC's Avatar
  • MC
  • 10-06-2011, 08:05 PM
Silicone Valley is another. Originally Posted by qixerotic
Ha! Classic.
"store boughts"
roscoe14850's Avatar
Chesticles.
Deepthinker's Avatar
What I call them is -- a waste of money.
I call them what they are: Fake Tits
Gotyour6's Avatar
I am not a fan of then so I call them worthless.

I would rather have natual A's then fake any size.
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  • oklib
  • 10-07-2011, 12:39 PM
That's what they call them
in Vegas
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What I call them is -- a waste of money. Originally Posted by Deepthinker
I agree. But it does seem to help the ego of the few I know that have them. But that only goes for gals that did not over stuff them. The went to really big ems still have ego problems when done. No matter how good a job was done. So sometimes its a good thing. Other time, even worse than a waste of money to just sad.