Good morning Dear

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs
and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
'You've got to make love to me this very moment!'
My eyes lit up and I thought,
'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all
right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,

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'The egg timer's broken.'

LMAO

Yeah, and I'd end up with "soft-boiled" eggs!

TFF...

:laughbounce2 :: pash:
That's some funny **** right there. I'm gonna be laughing for the rest of my day. If I do choke in the process, who's to blame: you, the wifey, the eggs or the egg timer?

I wonder if he'll hide the new egg time?