Between balls and leg keep getting wet

Between my balls and leg is wet I dry it get wet against. I tried rubbing alcohol it burn like hell. I tried Poison ivy cream it burn, I tried washing it. I tried to after shave, it burn. I try Neosporin it just got more wet. I try masturbating to make balls smaller. I tried running furnace and AC to dry the house and sleeping in short shots.
I tried oral jelly. It seems to drying slowly but it very slow. Please give me advice.

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A more absorbent diaper?

Take two aspirin and call Unique Carpenter in the morning. My decoder ring is still not working properly and my medical degree disintegrated when I washed my blue jeans. Blue jeans are still kinda wet since the furnace went running on the trail.

Or maybe if you contacted the Firm? I hear they lovin basketball and have good ball handling skills.

Failing that, use calamine lotion and antibiotic ointment repeatedly. Maybe still having residual effects from the tick bite. If UC, the Firm, or my recommended treatment does not help, please go the clinic.

Most definitely contract The Firms thrid twice removed cousin Gimpy the clown.
He knows everything.

You're pissing yourself.

Perhaps neutering = removing your balls surgically. No more wet balls. Take them to a taxidermist and you can then hang them on your mantle.

It's supposed to be wet! It lubricates your boys so you don't squeak when you walk.

A little Gold Bond Powder or corn starch if you're in a pinch...

Try a depends diapers I hear it does the job .

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First you need to figure out what is causing all this wetness.
Excessive sweating?
Leaking bladder?
You may need to visit a Urologist, get a full std checkup while you're at it.
All that wetness has irritated the skin which is why you get all the burning when you apply alcohol.
Wear boxer briefs & pull your nuts out through the dick hole, that will keep them from rubbing on your legs.
Wear loose shorts.

Need to go all Red Hot Chili Peppers style, and put a tube sock on your ween and berries. Secure it with a rubber band. Then wear pants/shorts as usual. Let us know how it works!!

Thanks everyone, I had to rub monistat 7 all over my balls and leg. It went way down.