Funny or Memorable Dancer Sayings

This thread is for entertaining eccie readers with actual things strippers have said to you. They can be funny, sexy, or just otherwise memorable. I'm sure many of them are common, such as the unnecessary but often-repeated falsehood, "I've never done this here before." Or the classic fabrication, "It's so big!" But most of the ones I'll post in this thread-starter are memorable for their uniqueness...




Share your own memorable, funny, shocking or crazy sayings of strippers...

In this incident, no words were exchanged. It was at Cabaret Royale and the stripper was on stage facing my direction backing her ass up to some Dallas Dude-Bro type. He was memorized but I saw her look up at someone upstairs then makes the "this guy is a jackoff" motion. She saw that I saw her and we shared a chuckle.

I had another stripper at The Fare tell me my dick smelled nice; even put her nose up to it and took a sniff. The Fare was the best.