FMTY (Fly me to you) ...

I’ve seen a lot of discussion lately, mostly from newer providers, about having travel covered and being compensated for their time. As a provider, I get it... it's good business.

From the client side, I understand the hesitation. I’ve heard men say it’s often not worth the effort... that the experience ends up being more of a hassle than a pleasure.

Here’s the thing: I only do these kinds of arrangements with regulars, or at the very least with someone I’ve met before. We already know we’re compatible. We’ve tested the chemistry, we understand each other’s expectations, and we’re both adult enough to manage our own lives while sharing time together. That makes all the difference.

I travel more than I stay put, honestly. Most of the time, I handle all my own logistics. On occasion, trusted clients or friends will make arrangements for me.

Let me give you an example of how one of these trips might go:

GDC in San Francisco
I fly out, grab a car to the hotel, and the key is waiting under my name (or a pseudonym).
I get in, freshen up.
You’re at a panel or meeting—perfect. You swing by during a break to welcome me. Usually, that means a quickie to get reacquainted.
Then we plan the evening: maybe dinner, maybe you’ve got other obligations. If you need to work or entertain, I explore the city or handle my own projects.
If we go to dinner together, we’re tearing each other’s clothes off before dessert even hits the table.
Later? Maybe a shower together, maybe room service, maybe more play. It’s flexible. I don’t need a second bed, I sleep well with someone I actually enjoy.
Next morning? Wake up, refresh, and crawl right back into bed for a little morning mischief before the day starts.
While you’re back at your conference or office, I might sneak off for a spa day, especially if you were kind enough to book me a massage (thank you, by the way).


I'm here as your companion, all day I’m thinking about you… and damn, do I miss you.

That time apart during the day? It helps. It builds tension, craving, and keeps us both sane.

This is what I mean when I say I’m your girlfriend, not your shadow. I’m there with you, not glued to you. We get to enjoy each other without pressure or overexposure. It works because it’s adult. It’s mutual It’s fun.

Also, this is my job, and I treat it that way. Sure, there may be other things I’d rather be doing with my time, but I made a commitment to be here with you, to step into your fantasy. I’m not about to waste either of our time.

Anywho, rant over.

Anyone wanna go to Aruba? :P

Something tells me you won’t be too impressed when I offer a FMTY to Paris and you end up taking a 2-hour long flight to Paris, TX, scrunched inside a 1968 Grumman Yankee piloted by a guy who cracks the cockpit canopy open as he chain-smokes lung darts.

But, hey, the Hampton Inn has a hot tub in the room. I spare no expense for my women.

I was thinking more of a DMTD (drive me to Denny's) in a Ford Focus, with a night of luxury at the Super 8 in Bedford.


TinMan, is the hot tub standard at all Hampton Inns, or do you have one in particular in mind? I might want to change my offer. The only hot tub I've ever seen in a hotel or motel room was in a notell along 377 on south Fort Worth, introduced to me by slowhanddeb.

The main thing for me is FYTM will not be a first date. Ze you refer to it in your post by saying you reconnect. Having no previous connection leads to a higher potential of disappointment.

Only as part of a long running hookup. Basically, a cive vaca with cash for her time (plus expenses).

Something tells me you won’t be too impressed when I offer a FMTY to Paris and you end up taking a 2-hour long flight to Paris, TX, scrunched inside a 1968 Grumman Yankee piloted by a guy who cracks the cockpit canopy open as he chain-smokes lung darts.

But, hey, the Hampton Inn has a hot tub in the room. I spare no expense for my women. Originally Posted by TinMan

AA-1. Now there’s an airplane I haven’t thought of in a LONG time.

I've considered it for very, very few providers. One of which I'm impressed by their demeanor/reviews and would trust enough for, and the others being former regulars/ATFs that I can't get schedules to match locally. So would have to be on a business trip.

I would expect a provider's real world name for the airfare and I expect them to have discretion, a couple of amazing sessions per day, free time for themselves as needed to see the town and not complain if the ticket wasn't 1st class. (I'm flying you to a nice place, putting you up in my nice hotel at no cost to you!) This just hasn't ever worked out and it really is a pain unless you are really really solid with an ATF and already on a first name basis.

It's a huge fucking turnoff when seeing new ads with so many of these GPS, snapchat AI filtered pics of influencer wannabes thinking so highly of themselves that FMTY is just the only standard offering now instead of hourly rates listed.

This is the single BEST threAD I have ever read.

At least you aren't bored in Plano

Double post

Didn't even hit submit twice.

Also:
Florence, Athens, Geneva, and Naples.

Don’t forget Italy:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italy,_Texas

I know a great winery there. It’s the back of a pickup truck, but he does provide solo cups so you hopefully won’t get pulled over by the Ellis County Sherriff (who is more interested in weed busts anyway).

Sorry, pilots overseas at moment and plains under maintenance; but a few hours with Ze would sure be a good time! ��

KC is a pretty quick flight though!

Sorry, pilots overseas at moment and plains under maintenance; but a few hours with Ze would sure be a good time! 😉

KC is a pretty quick flight though!

Seriously, this looks like a silly ass ride I'd like to take! Now If I can just bring my bike down! :P