WHERE is the Investigation??!

Okay, MAGA Meat Puppets.

We have received our marching orders! Trump has once again told us how we should think and it is time to get in line.

I know what this seemed like. It "seemed" like Trump played us all about the Epstein Client Files thing. Then brought people like Bondi, Patel, and Bongino into important positions to help bring all of this important info about the Deep State coverup to the light of day... only to have them back down at the last minute and make it "seem" like this was all a bunch of gaslighting bullshit. Nope.

(and you thought the promotion of those people was all about meritocracy! HA!)

This all "seems" pretty low and desperate on the surface.

BUT my inside sources tell me that this is all part of a PLAN. A plan for more WINNING!

There really are no files! I know that Pam Bondi said they were "on her desk." But guess what! She doesn't even have a desk! Idiots.

Now it has been decreed that you need to start supporting this. That there is no cover-up by the Trump admin. Just do it. I have faith you will comply. You always do.

BUT WAIT. There is more. MUCH more.

It ends up (and my sources confirm!) that this was actually all a CONSPIRACY by the Democrats to begin with!

That's right. The Democrats invented this whole file hoax to discredit Trump and MAGA! It was a master plan. Took years to execute. But you are seeing it in action RIGHT NOW.

So your orders have been modified. You don't need to "stop talking about this." You need to talk about it MORE.

Demand that there immediately be an INVESTIGATION into this Democrat plot to once again discredit Trump!

DEMAND that Comer, Jordan, and Mace all conduct hearings IMMEDIATELY! Subpoena the Autopen!

Let's get this done people. Your leader has given you orders! Fascism demands that you obey!