Am I cooked?!

Anyone else get contacted?

Not sure why my picture isn't loading... https://imgur.com/a/6ZMCXOv

Definitely cooked. Pack up your belongings and family immediately! Get fake ID’s and move to Northern Canada fast.

You can ignore it though

You don't have to respond at all, it's a scam. But if you do - tell the person to eat a bag of dicks then fuck to off. This is a lame attempt to extort money. At a minimum block the number.

Tell Mr. Guzman you are Tony Montana and you have a little friend you want to introduce to him. He's about as real a Scarface.

List what girls or types of girls you hit up so we can try and isolate to who this group is

Two words...hobby phone

What a joke.

“Greetings?”

“head of the cartel” AND “boss of the escort agency.


That was hard to read without laughing my ass off.

Two words...hobby phone Originally Posted by ihump@amps

This. I learned my lesson a long time ago.

List what girls or types of girls you hit up so we can try and isolate to who this group is Originally Posted by 643_DP

I usually get this crap after I text an Eros Ad. Bet these scamming fuckers are living in Bangladeah. Ive replied go fuck yourself many times and then block them and still have yet to receive anything from the cartels other than overpriced Cuban hookers and powdery substances of mediocre quality.

Ask them what their preferred gift cards are and then schedule a meet up at a police station

Just reply with Tom Cruise’s lines from Tropic Thunder when he’s talking to the terrorists on the phone and then block him.

Any self respecting pimp, cartel member or anyone else for that matter do not send threatening messages, they just do it. Anyone that sends messages like that are extorting for money, nothing more. Ignore it.