ANSWERS

liquorgood's Avatar
5 ANSWERS WE ADULTS

HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!


Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder' .


Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q: WHY WERE ALL HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch....


BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS


Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose .

Nominated as the world's best short joke


A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'


'Not yet,' she replied.
pmdelites's Avatar
that last one is priceless!!!

now i know when to use AUSTRALIAN KISS in my reviews!!

thx for the morning funnies!