Twitter thinks trump is dead

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POTUS hasn't been seen since yesterday, wasn't seen today, and has no public events scheduled this weekend. He hasn't even been seen in public since Wednesday, and we don't know if he'll be seen in public until Tuesday. Rumors are circulating that he's died.
Twitter is having a heyday and, after a federal appeals court ruled 7-4 today that POTUS' tariffs are unconstitutional as they violate Congress' authority over the purse and the International Emergency Economic Powers Act.
Could also explain why vp couch fucker said he was ready to take over if trump croaks.
Additionally, fast food orders in DC are skyrocketing. This only happens when there is some kind of all hands national event going on.


hmm
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https://www.primetimer.com/news/pent...n-the-building


the only thing that is going to quell the unrest is if this old fuck gets behind the camera and tells the American people that he's still alive and isn't a body double. Not seen for 4 days, Biden is way too old to be POTUS! Wait, no I meant trump 555
But weren't yins saying the same thing about Biden? That he was old? lol
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2025/0...o-weekend.html Originally Posted by onawbtngr546
Oh, I'm praying for trump alright...
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Ah well, false alarm. But gee, nobody says anything about him for going MIA for 4 days, but Biden sure was old huh?
Ah well, false alarm. Originally Posted by onawbtngr546
FUCK
Maybe Melania is taking care of him. His birthday wasn't that long ago. Just saying.
HDGristle's Avatar
Now they're saying his leg may need amputated.

I'll pray on this some
Snafu412's Avatar
Now they're saying his leg may need amputated.

I'll pray on this some Originally Posted by HDGristle
Clots and prayers!
Make Amputation Great Again
I hate Trump, but you guys are showing no class. Be better than the mega(s)
eyecu2's Avatar
I long for the day Trump meats the boatman. The river Styx needs 2 coins. Adios
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I hate Trump, but you guys are showing no class. Be better than the mega(s) Originally Posted by 1#Ratt
Class, whats that?
Oh, you mean like Shumers and Jefferies strongly worded letter?
Fuck that!
... Look at the hatred! ... How delicious! ...

... THIS is what you lads have been reduced to. ...

... Wishing for Trump's Death - 'cause you can't beat Him at the
ballot box, or at the polls, or even on the avenue of Great ideas.

... President Trump has taken EVERYTHING away from you.
Your goals, your ambition, your common sense ideas, your voters,
and now even your dignity - it's GONE!

... Trump's not just WINNING --- He's WON! ... ...

##### Salty
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I long for the day Trump meats the boatman. The river Styx needs 2 coins. Adios Originally Posted by eyecu2
Send him a donation eye, be sure to tell him its to pay the boatman!

Did you see hes worried about getting into heaven?
Isnt there a passage that goes something like.
"A rich man can no more enter into heaven than evil fat fuck like trump can pass through the eye of a needle!"
Or something like that!