Republican Religious viewpoints

eyecu2's Avatar
Republican Jesus.

And then Jesus said unto the sick.
-You better have insurance.

Then Jesus said unto the stranger -you better be here legally.

And then Jesus said to the hungry -my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.

Then Jesus said unto the poor- this is your OWN fault.

Then Jesus went to the temple and sold his merch there.

Then Jesus asked for donations so he could get back to heaven

When somebody tells me they are Christian, I ask them Classic Jesus or Republican Jesus?
I agree with Republicans on the 2nd point. Many of the rest are a little too simplistic.

For instance…the poor should, and do, receive government assistance. But this assistance should be a helping hand, not a way of life…even a culture.
There are thousands on section 8 that won’t get a job because they’ll lose their section 8. That is not debatable and is a travesty.
I agree with Republicans on the 2nd point. Many of the rest are a little too simplistic.

For instance…the poor should, and do, receive government assistance. But this assistance should be a helping hand, not a way of life…even a culture.
There are thousands on section 8 that won’t get a job because they’ll lose their section 8. That is not debatable and is a travesty. Originally Posted by Charley3
I agree with you. A helping hand is one thing but a handout every single day is another. I have a neighbor that's big and strong has lived beside me for about 13 years. He has his own business. If you were ato add up all the time he has worked I'll give you the benefit of doubt maybe a year.

He has four kids, they say four kids is the magic number. You get a lot of free stuff with that many kids.

Now that's the Democrats is the cause. I'm a Democrat but I vote for who's the best. That is the problem with the Democrats, giveaways.
oldman2525's Avatar
First u make racist statements about white people problems on another thread, now make fun of Christians and jesus, yes, eye is a great authority on Jesus and Christian values

What a guy......pathetic and gutless post

I won't say this is the dumbest post ever but if they delete that one...congrats
eyecu2's Avatar
Nice try but what I point out is how REPUBLICANS and REDHats have a singular unempathetic view of how to be Christian as outlined in my OP.

If that bothers you, then post your perspective of how Republican Jesus is not EXACTLY how many people on the right are acting right now!

That's not racist (nor were any other posts) and while it's clearly conjecture of how Jesus might actually act-, it's based on Republican conservative policies currently.
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
Nice try but what I point out is how REPUBLICANS and REDHats have a singular unempathetic view of how to be Christian as outlined in my OP.

If that bothers you, then post your perspective of how Republican Jesus is not EXACTLY how many people on the right are acting right now!

That's not racist (nor were any other posts) and while it's clearly conjecture of how Jesus might actually act-, it's based on Republican conservative policies currently. Originally Posted by eyecu2



what an amusing analogy of Republicans. did CNN and MSDNC tell you that to believe?


sounds like it
HDGristle's Avatar
I agree with Republicans on the 2nd point. Many of the rest are a little too simplistic. Originally Posted by Charley3
Of course they are. It's purposeful. Also, Jesus would have tended to the migrant whether they were legal or illegal. Jew or Gentile. They were all brothers and sisters under God.
eyecu2's Avatar
what an amusing analogy of Republicans. did CNN and MSDNC tell you that to believe?


sounds like it Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
A casual trip to any house of worship tells you how fucked up the distorted views from the Radical Republicans are. Fox viewers are on a steady diet of fuck yer feelings; @nat. I just decided to voice in the word of someone at least some RedHats believe in.

WWJD- I doubt he'd do anything that the GOP has been trying to do, and accomplishing in the last 9 plus months. When the most divisive and hated man in politics is at the helm- maybe a voice from the past (jesus) who is a figure whom many respect- those words might sound offensive, but they are meant to be more a wake-up for those who support those same beliefs.

Waco- would you think that Jesus would be a supporter of conservatives at this point?
Devo's Avatar
  • Devo
  • 10-02-2025, 01:44 PM
I form my own opinions, I dont need a 2K old Zombie to tell me whats right or wrong.

Arguing over it is stupid.

Especially the side that accepts tearing healthy babies from the mothers womb.

Stop with the fucking hypocrisy.
Jacuzzme's Avatar
Interesting to see the left shift gears to religion to try’n justify giving away the country, and denigrate those who don’t believe we should and vote for likeminded leadership. Puh fucking lease, leftism is the opposite of religion. If it feels good, do it, and do NOT pass judgement on anyone for anything ever. These are the same people fighting for gay porn in schools and wearing who they like to fuck on their sleeves, trying to proclaim that they’re guided by Jesus. What a joke.
I form my own opinions, I dont need a 2K old Zombie to tell me whats right or wrong.

Arguing over it is stupid.

Especially the side that accepts tearing healthy babies from the mothers womb.

Stop with the fucking hypocrisy. Originally Posted by Devo
... Now, now there, mate - no need for THAT last comment.

'Cause there's NO hypocrisy when the Dems do it.
In some states - they also support Killing the baby
after birth - if it survives the abortion attempt.

... See? ... Republicans have a different viewpoint on that.
Thank God!

#### Salty
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  • Devo
  • 10-02-2025, 06:12 PM
... Now, now there, mate - no need for THAT last comment.

'Cause there's NO hypocrisy when the Dems do it.
In some states - they also support Killing the baby
after birth - if it survives the abortion attempt.

... See? ... Republicans have a different viewpoint on that.
Thank God!

#### Salty Originally Posted by Salty Again

The hypocrisy is that they dare preach religion to us, when they defy all life is precious, illegals are kosher to protect, dead American babies are good to die.
HDGristle's Avatar
Who specifically?
Devo's Avatar
  • Devo
  • 10-03-2025, 01:23 AM
Who specifically? Originally Posted by HDGristle
Pretty obvious.
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