Sounds like going back to where you came from might be you're best option, trust me, you're going to hate the humidity... the toilet paper alone will drive you crazy, then you get into all the biting insects, ... next thing ya know, there's a f***ing hurricane coming your way, smh, **it happens... I think you should leave it to the natives, we're all stupid enough to like it here... I almost forgot, even our cold weather is wet... only Yankees get their preferred " dry cold" ... cold is cold to us simple folk, ya'll can keep all of it