MC Hammer (new Massage) vs Max Relax

veloztec's Avatar
Max Relax has competition! literally IN YOUR FACE just around the corner, MC Hammer had opened a new Massage place. “You can’t touch this” said Coco (pretty face, young, big melon 38DD MM boobies like bazooka badonkadonk!)

Now the Indian and African restaurants & Taekwondo place can get better parking space.
Geeez!!!
lukin4luv's Avatar
Hmmmm…will swing by to check it out
veloztec's Avatar
Honestly I did not enjoy Coco, her boobialicioushhh were too BIG, I almost died when she suffocated me in her aggressive embrace (while suckling hard on her nips, I started to faint as there was not much oxygen)! Geeezzz…


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn...wfBQiTtU3IYkSk
I saw it yesterday when I went to Max Relax. I already had my mind on one of the girls there, who was out because she was sick! Plan on trying them early next week because I can't get away this weekend. If they are even slightly close to Max Relax, it's over because I would rather go there. Especially with the Taekwondo next door. Parents always walking outside back and forth.
What is this new place?
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What is this new place? Originally Posted by Dtxthrills
It’s the new MC Hammer’s store that’s sell his jump pants, shoes, sunglasses, and his records. You can make an appointment to get your braids done, too. If you want private dance classes from MC Hammer; he does offer those privately. Go see him, “Can’t Touch This”.
Do not be fooled they are not that big. Cs or Ds at best. Its not a great experience she lacks basic skills. Im writing a review tonight, I wouldnt go back.
Went here yesterday. It was good and clean. Initially she said no FS but after her cbj she hopped on and rode it
veloztec's Avatar
It’s the new MC Hammer’s store that’s sell his jump pants, shoes, sunglasses, and his records. You can make an appointment to get your braids done, too. If you want private dance classes from MC Hammer; he does offer those privately. Go see him, “Can’t Touch This”. Originally Posted by Joddxxx

MAGA in DFW should perhaps open Vanilla ICE massage spa too.
Real competition with MC Hammer spa - like the good ol’ 80’s.

Yo! VIP, let's kick it…

Alright stop, collaborate and listen
ICE is back with Trump’s brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of him tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, Orange will glow

(Vanilla) Ice, ice baby…
Ice, ice baby…
I went to this place, it sucks shell only do CBJ.
Gents, a reminder to keep all the dirty details in private text unless you want this place to get raided soon.


MAGA in DFW should perhaps open Vanilla ICE massage spa too.
Real competition with MC Hammer spa - like the good ol’ 80’s.

Yo! VIP, let's kick it…

Alright stop, collaborate and listen
ICE is back with Trump’s brand new invention

Something grabs a hold of him tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly

Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, Orange will glow

(Vanilla) Ice, ice baby…
Ice, ice baby… Originally Posted by veloztec
They honestly could build their own epstein mansion with all the girls they've abducted
veloztec's Avatar
I went to this place, it sucks shell only do CBJ. Originally Posted by jnibble1015
Incorrect!

I sent you a pm if ypu can let me know if you know anything
Incorrect!

Originally Posted by veloztec
I sent you a pm if you can let me know if you heard anything