Adventures? funny incidents? OP funny incident today

I ordered door dash from Hen House in Overland Park today.
When the delivery guy arrived with my groceries I answered the door in just my panties and socks! Shocked the hell outta him. lol

I used to have a client in Montana who would have me order pizza and be nekkid so when the delivery guy came,he would hid somewhere so he could peek out to see his reaction. Once it was a very bitchy looking lady. lol

What adventures in the hobby stand out as unique or most fun?? Are you an exhibitionist or are you more introverted??

If I were that door dash guy you would have had a free meal!

Once had a date with a provider and took her to dinner out to a nice place. I had a little rabbit with a remote control that had variable speeds and patterns, which I had put inside her. I had the remote in my pocket and throughout dinner I would randomly and without warning hit a button on the remote. It was great fun watching her trying to keep her composure with the wait staff and other patrons around. After dinner we went back to her place and she raped me!

Aww Max!

Lol Playthat sounds yummy fun!

Well I’m bored this morning. What’s a good coffe breakfast spot in OP??