Adventures? funny incidents? OP funny incident today

I ordered door dash from Hen House in Overland Park today.
When the delivery guy arrived with my groceries I answered the door in just my panties and socks! Shocked the hell outta him. lol

I used to have a client in Montana who would have me order pizza and be nekkid so when the delivery guy came,he would hid somewhere so he could peek out to see his reaction. Once it was a very bitchy looking lady. lol

What adventures in the hobby stand out as unique or most fun?? Are you an exhibitionist or are you more introverted??

If I were that door dash guy you would have had a free meal!

Once had a date with a provider and took her to dinner out to a nice place. I had a little rabbit with a remote control that had variable speeds and patterns, which I had put inside her. I had the remote in my pocket and throughout dinner I would randomly and without warning hit a button on the remote. It was great fun watching her trying to keep her composure with the wait staff and other patrons around. After dinner we went back to her place and she raped me!

Aww Max!

Lol Playthat sounds yummy fun!

Well I’m bored this morning. What’s a good coffe breakfast spot in OP??

Ok so today I had the pizza guy deliver
I had on red panties and some ACDC horns. Nothing else. And ACDC was playing in background

He was so sweet. He told me thanks for making his day

Ok I had a guy today come over wearing a banana hammock!
It was yellow and shaped like a banana lol



See yall soon!!!!

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Before I procured My ATF ... I ventured to Backpage.
Based on her pics ... she appeared to be totally hot!
Upon entering her room I excused myself to go wash up!
To my surprise ... there was a big turd in the toilet bowl!
(But, she was so hot ... it didn't matter!)
I did what I had to do!

Victory, Did she claim it, or say it was her last visitor?

Victory, Did she claim it, or say it was her last visitor? Originally Posted by Hey123

It was probably hers!
But like I said, she was so friggin' hot... I made no mention of it!
(But I couldn't get the turd out of my mind ... when I was banging her doggy style!)
Oddly, it was a bit of a turn-on, though!

lol. Wow