Need to get my Groove back

I have been divorced right at a year. I was married for 20minutes years and she was the only woman I was ever with! I am tired of being depressed and am ready to get back in the Saddle (no pun intended) Is there a provider out there that can help get the swagger back?

If your request is tongue in cheek, I am sure there are many ladies who could help you.

How old are you? (If you are 50 years old, an 18 year old will not help, if you are 30 years old- got married at 10, I know- a 50 year old may not be able to help you.)

What do you think you want in a provider? Hair color, eye color, body type, age, location, etc.

I think some ladies like Reese or Fawn could put a swagger in your step. But if you are looking for someone to fuck your brains out while providing psychiatric counseling, then I would suggest that you should skip the providers and look up mental health in the telephone book.

My opinion is that if your head ain't screwed on pretty tight when you dive into this hobby, you are liable to have it handed to you on a silver platter pretty quickly. This hobby ain't for the faint of heart.

That said, with 20 years of marriage behind you, if anyone can help you, it will be the more mature ladies. Just realize they are there for you, one hour at a time, and not there for you 24/7. This is not eHarmony, it is an escort board.