Its my birthday and people would think I went on a weekend getaway or at least had a threesome(two guys). Nope. I did surprise myself with my own ingenuity. I fixed my rip off version of "The Rose" vibrating sex toy aquired at Target. The thing was absolutely amazing, for one session. After that, it shit the bed, though not entirely. The power of the vibrations was greatly diminished. So, I took another toy I had, but never used because it was too large and powerful and I simply held it against the half broken one.
Praise Gawd!
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