You May Live In Texas..... If.... (jokes, nothing dirty. offensive, racist or politically incorrect)

I had to GOOGLE: "Parka"


I don't think I have wore or owned a Parka and I lived in Texas almost 50 years.

If you have a donut shop near you that opens at 5am and closes at noon.

If you see people eating BBQ for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

If you take the wrong turn on a highway because half the damn exits don't have signs.

I have never hit a deer either. I have never seen a deer during the time I lived in Houston and in DFW.

I have never hit a deer either. I have never seen a deer during the time I lived in Houston and in DFW. Originally Posted by CG2014

part of Texas. Head for the panhandle or Big Bend.